Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley
when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge
so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
& So, she does, with a deep tongue kiss.
After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you
committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and
she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology.
When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting
for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair
and gives him a backrub.
It's getting late, big boy, she says after a few minutes.
Why don't we go upstairs to bed.
We might as well, slurs the husband.
I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.
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The teacher advised the class to start the day with the
Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right
hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked
around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge
allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Little Johnny,
he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.
"Little Johnny, I will not continue till you put your hand over your heart."
Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand
over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because, every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up,
pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,'
and my Grandma wouldn't lie."
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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend,
Bob remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on
His breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental
Floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints..
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, Bob opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69
Before you came here"?
Bob said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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