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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hi all I know you probably weren't expecting to hear from me till
tomorrow
but I am getting a few minutes of peace and quiet to finish this up
so I will
save the day off for a later date as I will probably be moving
Buffy and Eva
in here for full time. We have the space and since Buffy hasn't
found a job
and Eva's dad owes her child support dating back to last spring she
is just
having an impossible time handling utility bills. I really enjoy
their company
but Eva can drive a person nuts. The only time she is not pestering
me is
when she is asleep or I manage to sneak out to go to the store. She
will sit
here on the computer next to me while I am doing something and poke
me
and scream Hey Grandpa, Hey Grandpa till I stop and see what she
wants
and it is always just because she is bored not because she has
anything
important. If you can't picture this, it reminds me of this scene
from Family Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
Enjoy the chips and we will see you tomorrow. buffalo
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Said A Certain Young Woman Named Amy,
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Gail, the attractive secretary was inclined to brag way too much
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1965
Robo-Katie
BJ and the dogs are in Katie's lab.
Rudy: I don't understand why you don't just shovel
the snow off the driveway Katie.
Katie: A menial task when I have these Robots here to
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Sandi: But Katherine, we do not know what these
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who created these was quite mad and destroyed itself
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Katie: Hrumpt! All I want to do is shovel some snow.
What could possibly go wrong?
Eyes look skyward and feet tap.
BJ: All right, I have my sledgehammer here just in case.
Rudy: Which one will it be Kate?
Katie: I am thinking number 1313.
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