THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Friends are like a snow flake.
If you pee on them they go away
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is "Colder n a witch's tit." at the time of this writing
in West Michigan. Nobody knows how cold
a witch's tit is, but I'm sure its pretty bad.!!!
Its just grey colored sky and an inch or two of
snow, all the time. Not enough to amount to anything,
just enough to be aggravating and make driving a nuisance.
At 7am this morning it is 20
degrees here. It is 20 degrees in St Paul, Minnesota,
19 degrees in Buffalo New York., 49 in Sanantonio Tx,
and in Honolulu this morning it is 71 degrees.
Doesn't that feel like a tough one?
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
this years fashion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z041.html
explain later
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z042.html
but mom...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z043.html
Mr. Banker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z044.html
alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Go Light Your World
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/709.html
listen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/710.html
the blanket
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/711.html
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A very loud, ugly, hard-faced broad walks into a
fine restaurant with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to to our
establishment. Charming children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The hideous bitch stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they fucking aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest
is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you
really think they look alike, shithead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would fuck you twice!"
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A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."
Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."
Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"
Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."
The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's
fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.
Mom : "Now what do I do?"
Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream."
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An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her
significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's
most expensive hotels.When she checked out next morning, the
desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00
for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so
she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced:
"the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of
the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have
the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and
Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised whenhe looked at the cheque.
"But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00. ''That's correct.
I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!
BUFFALO Bill
Girl On Bike
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axsd.htm
Giving Change
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdsza.htm
Glade Plug Ups
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdasw.htm
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FUN PAGES
Poker Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42395&s=n
Roach Prank
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42029&s=n
Jessica Alba's Got Milk Photo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20498&s=n
Average Lifespan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42407&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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