THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted and
used against you."
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th
birthday and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got
her an iPod Touch. September came by so for my
wife's birthday I bought her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started . . .
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated
into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!
I do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
as time passes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z011.html
The TSA is on the job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z012.html
holding things up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z013.html
what he is reading
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z014.html
pivoting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Driving in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/689.html
Obummer! by Christina Houston
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/690.html
TSA - HELP YOU MAKE IT TO YOUR FLIGHT - Buck Howdy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/691.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
national geographic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd561.html
A lawyer and a woman meet, fall in love, and
decide to get married. On their wedding night
they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel
and the bride says to her new groom, "Please
promise to be gentle, I am still a virgin."
The startled groom asks, "How can that be?
You've been married 3 times before."
The bride responds...
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband
was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was
talk about it." My second husband was a gynecologist
and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and all
he ever wanted to do was.............God I miss him!
But you're a lawyer, so now I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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The Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a
hush within the congregation - no one wanted him to leave.
Soren, who owns several car dealerships in the city,
stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I
will provide him with a new Cadillac every two years,
and his wife with a Chevy minivan to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Not to
be outdone, his brother Magnus, who owns several rental
houses in town, stands and says, "If the Preacher will
stay on here, I'll let him and his family stay rent
free in one of my rental houses, right down the block!"
More sighs and loud applause. Lena, now age 88, stands
and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I
will give him sex!" There is total silence until finally
the Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Lena, whatever possessed
you to say that?" Lena's 90-year-old husband, Ole, is now
trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his
hand, and shaking his head from side to side. Lena smiles
broadly and replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how
we could help, and he said, 'Screw the preacher!'"
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her
while stationed in Saudi a few months ago.
So she sends him this care package.He is excited to get a
package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains
a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.
He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all
sitting around having a great time eating the cookies
and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a
home video of his wife on her knees sucking his bestfriend's
privates. After a few seconds, he does his business in her
mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the
mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the
camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
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A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her
while stationed in Saudi a few months ago.
So she sends him this care package.He is excited to get a
package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains
a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his
favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over
and they're all sitting around having a great time eating
the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home
video of his wife on her knees sucking his bestfriend's
privates. After a few seconds, he does his business in her
mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing
bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says,
"By the way, I want a divorce."
Buffalo Bill says his movie and cartoon website is not working at this time.
We will return to publishing his links as soon as they are
working again.
FUN PAGES
Dream Day Wedding
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41703&s=n
How to Make a Paper Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42155&s=n
Illegal Deodorant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42356&s=n
Giant Lighter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42093&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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