The Postman's Corner!
What have we learned in 2,064 years?
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to
work, instead of living on public assistance."
Cicero - 55 BC
So, evidently nothing.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So how are you all doing this fine morning?
A few thoughts to go with your morning cup of coffee.....
1. The nicest thing about the future is . . .
that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will
make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep sh**!
6. How come it takes so little time for a child w
ho is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important . . .
because they demonstrate how many people a company
can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger
than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat . . and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the
teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
stupid sob
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z036.html
let me practice
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chronically unemployed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z038.html
St Patricks day
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don't worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z040.html
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bandsaw magic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/705.html
HD Ode to Joyous Flight (Sky Fighters/Les Chevaliers du Ciel)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/706.html
what do you think?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/707.html
only in Japan
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
why momma?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd565.html
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Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you
can finish the basement. When you're done,
you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned
in the bible...Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-
60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of
the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
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Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
"I think my privates are too small." He says. The
doctor asks him which drink he prefers. "Well, Lager,"
he replies, quite bemused.
"Aaaahhh. There's your problem. It shrinks things, those
Lagers. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow."
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big
smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.
"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doc. "No",
replies the man "but I've got the wife on Lager!"
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Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden
came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said,
"Excuse me, ladies; I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting
debris off the bottom of the river."
The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law
against it," said the warden, "take all the debris you want."
And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing hysterically. "What a dumb cop," the second blonde said
to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead
trout in this river?!"
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Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Every time"
Wife replies," No, It means,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Fin Potato Whore
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Fire hose Rodeo
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Fly
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FUN PAGES
Bucket Beer
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A Blonde In The Pet Store
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Santa Claus Name Generator
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Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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