THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Doubt will be buried under faith,
fear will be killed with confidence.
Og Mandino
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I'm confused.
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
I am really concerned about that. see, nobody
ever told me which group I am in. Am I one of
the folks who is in the right group or the wrong
group? Hmmm. how do I know if I am in the group
that needs the help, or the one who is supposed
to give the help? How come there is only two groups?
This is all so confusing. Oh well,
Its easier to tell jokes.
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
MArtin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Alfred is talented
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z006.html
this is my last
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z007.html
sorry I get nervous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z008.html
google
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z009.html
always wondered
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
its all about family
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/685.html
the bicycle seat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/686.html
how close was that
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/687.html
every one in line
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/688.html
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power point displayes
beverage menu
http://thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd559.html
global warming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd560.html
A boy is about to go on his first date, and
is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his
father for advice. The father replies: "My son,
there are three subjects that always work. These
are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks
up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice
cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each
other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the
first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?"
She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few
more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his
father's suggestion and turns to the second item on
the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again,
the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his
father's advice and asks the girl the following question:
"If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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Cathy and I went to the Mardi Gras festivals to New
Orleans for our 35th Anniversary. They had a nice
room in a hotel just outside of Bourbon Street. I
couldn't sleep and decided to take a walk at 1 a.m. the
first night there. As I was cruising down Bourbon Street,
I saw a skimpily dressed woman on a balcony above me.
"Would you like to sleep with me for $100," she called
down to me.I told her, "Making love at my age is always a
real effort. But, I could sure use the money."
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An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit.
"Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains,
headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation,
stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes,
congested lungs....." "Sir," says the doctor, "you
complain you have so many things...what DON'T you have?"
the man answers, "Teeth."
BUFFALO BILL
Speed Bump
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdew.htm
Terrorist Attack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdrr.htm
That Look
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeee.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rules of the Company
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6518&s=n
What Will You Get This Xmas?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41259&s=n
Beetle Run
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37331&s=n
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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