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Hi... All the links are "broke".. the sites all say
buffaloschips.com, but
then they say " This domain is expired, please renew it."
Tom
Yesterday was not a very good day, beginning when I found out that
I didn't win the 350 Million Mega millions Jackpot and going
downhill
from there. After running around all day solving the family problems
like a good buffalo, I sat down at the computer to do the lists and
the first
message I got was the one above. Ok that is a big oops because that
meant
that none of the toons or movies are available and all of the ads
that
had our redirects on them no longer go anywhere. Normally that
wouldn't
be a problem and in a day or so after a credit card payment the site
would be back up, except the passwords were on two computers that
died.
I am sure there is a way around this but they don't work 24 hours a
day
at the registrar's office so we won't know till later today. A
little later
today when I can talk to the nephews, I will see about using the
buffalosjokes
site for a few days till we get chips back up and running.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Mike was walking past a pet shop one day and noticed a parrot in a
cage hanging outside. As he approached, the parrot said, "Hello.
What's your name?" "Mike," responded the young man. Several days
later, Mike again approached the pet shop. "Hello, Mike." said the
parrot. Mike was amazed, and decided to go inside and buy the bird.
The clerk told him the parrot was not for sale. "I really want that
parrot," said Mike. "Name your own price." The clerk saw an
opportunity to make some money, so he told Mike, "I can't sell Polly
because she belongs to the owner. But I can get you some of her
eggs. They're $100 each, and you'll have to come back after hours
so I can sneak them out to you." Mike orders 1/2 dozen eggs and
agrees to come back later that night. The clerk decides to gather a
mixture of different eggs to increase the likelyhood of having some
of them hatch, and when Mike comes back that night - he sells him
the 6 eggs. A couple weeks later the eggs hatch - but instead of
parrots, Mike has a baby chicken, turkey, duck, goose, owl, and a
robin. The following week he once again approaches the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike,"
says the parrot. "Don't you talk to me, you slut." responds Mike.
"You'd sleep with anything."
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Speed Chips
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Ever wonder what is the fastest thing on earth? An office manager
was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who
were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them
only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The
day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see. A
blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A
BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the
interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very popular cliché
for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he
said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous
answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can
explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!"
HE GOT THE JOB
Stan Kegel
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Golf Chips
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Finally having scraped enough money together for a trip to the
Bahamas, Todd arrived only to learn that the hotel at which he
wanted to stay, the St. Regis, charged $200 a day. Although that
included a continental breakfast, the pool and free golf, he simply
couldn't afford that much money. Dragging his gear around town, he
finally found a hotel every bit as nice but only cost $50 a day.
Settling in, he decided to get in a few rounds of golf before
sunset.
Bringing his clubs to the hotel course, he went to buy a three-pack
of balls from the Pro Shop.
"That will be $100," said the man behind the counter.
"What?" screamed Todd. "That's outrageous! They're free at the St.
Regis!"
"Yes," said the man, "but at the St. Regis they get you by the
rooms."
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Animal Chips
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Dog: "Oh, God, not again. Let's turn the hose on them."
Dog: "Great, there goes the urge to drink out of the toilet."
Cat: "Y'know, if I didn't have a tail, I'd try that."
Dog: "I've heard about that position -- it's called 'human style.'"
Sheep: "It's just a phase. He'll be back."
Dog: "How strange -- why would you want
someone else to lick it for you?"
Rabbits: "Amateurs!"
Dog: "Geez, they have to look at each other's *faces*
while they're doing that??"
Dog: "Let's hop on and make it a conga line!"
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Random Chips
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Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that
connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic
nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on
life.If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if
it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
I saw a beggar who was so broke that he was standing on the corner
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MAGIC MARKER!"
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young are on tour again. You can tell the
band has aged. Their groupies still get them drugs. But now
there's a $10 co-pay.
Q. What does a blonde say after a multiple orgasm?
A. "Way to go, team!"
Q. What does a woman say to a man who she has just had sex with?
A.
Say whatever she wants... he's asleep.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it...so I said
"Implants?"
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Dr. Scholl's is merging with a condom manufacturer. So ladies, if
your boyfriend says he's wearing protection, make him take his shoes
off first!
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy.
A wicker basket is one of those baskets that you put flowers in, and
a wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to his girlfriend.
Q. How can you tell if you're on a Jewish golf course?
A. Instead of yelling, "FORE!" they yell, "$3.99!
A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say will be held against you." The drunk
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Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office
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"A wedding ring is like a tourniquet -- it cuts off your
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A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African
jungle. Apparently it just packs up its trunk and leaves. <GROAN>
<And another>"The man who started the Dunkin' Donuts chain has
passed away at the age of 87. Doctors said they knew he was gone
when his eyes just glazed over." -Jay Leno During the Richard Nixon
debacle, and the "Saturday Night Massacre, in which Nixon fired his
special prosecutor Archibald Cox, a bumper sticker displayed the
next day in Washington read, "Nixon is a Cox sacker."
Remember, there's no "I" in "TEAM" -- but there *is*
an "EAT ME" if you're willing to use the "E" twice. - (Lewis
Shiner)
Why is it that a woman can guide a 1.5" diameter penis into an inch
diameter vagina in pitch black darkness without looking and cannot
park a
6 foot car in a 7 foot parking spot in broad daylight?
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Hi... All the links are "broke".. the sites all say
buffaloschips.com, but
then they say " This domain is expired, please renew it."
Tom
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Pandemic Chips
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The next pandemic I went to a dinner party last night. I awoke this
morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like
symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately
tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.
This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is
not an isolated case.
Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others
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aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of
tea and a bit of a lie down.
However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a
DVD and take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available
that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu).
Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some
cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in
similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the
trick.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early,
can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.
NOTE If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has
mutated into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can
quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as
a serious case of eye-rolling.
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Limerick Chips
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The lady wasn't even in the mood
The first time she saw a man nude,
When asked if she'd like sex
Thought it couldn't be complex
And just sat on what she saw protrude
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The lady was ready to entice
She said once a night was quite nice
And doing it twice was surely no bore
But she really prefered three times or more
Addin' Tabasco to whipped cream for spice
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They said the guy was an odd sort
Not a dwarf but incredibly short
When finally able to get a gal in bed
It's been told that in total awe she said
"My God! That's not a dick it's a wart"
Yer Hillbilly friend in TN...
Ross
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Parting Chips
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A beautiful woman walked into a famous castle with Olympic size
swimming pool appeared in so many movies with a great thrilling
history. She could not resist the opportunity to look like a famous
actress and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't
see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the
chief caretaker appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding
all
along. He looked at her lusciously and told her that swimming was
prohibited. "You could have told me that before I undressed!" She
scolded him. The caretaker replied, "Swimming is prohibited,
undressing isn't."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1959
2011
BJ: So what are the new year's resolutions for everyone?
Rudy: I resolve to not go scuba diving this year.
BJ: Have you ever?
Rudy: No, but I want to keep that string going.
Diana: I resolve to lose twenty pounds.
BJ: I resolve to lose forty pounds.
Katie: I resolve to live another year.
BJ: That is a great goal Katherine.
Sandi: I resolve we heal as a family.
Diana: That is a huge goal and well said.
Val: I resolve to learn how to walk on a leash this year.
BJ: All good goals and may you each stick with them.
Rudy: Question pops?
BJ: Yes.
Rudy: So where does that forty pounds go?
The herd
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