Plants gone potty!: Funzines - January 6, 2011 A

Here is a story:

It was new years eve at about noon, I was driving down a not busy road & had my cruise control set at 29 (speed limit was 30) & approaching a busy road (about a block or so away)...I saw a car that was going to cross the road I was on & went past her. All of a sudden this car hit the rear end of my car & I spun around 1 1/2 times...naturally, I started screaming "you fucking bitch...don't you know how to drive?". I was constantly screaming "fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU"! then this older (than me) woman gets out of her car & comes running over screaming "Oh my god...are you ok? I just got these new shoes & they're kinda loose & I hit the gas instead of the brake". No idea what one thing had to do with the other but whatever! It took the cops fucking forever to get there too! My car had to be towed away 'cause she hit my drivers side rear tire & it looked like this...\ . It was taken to the body shop of my choosing & who knows how long it's gonna take to fix but they're pretty good at fixing cars but I'm without any transportation & am VERY pissed off...oh & I've got this GIGANTIC bruise above, below & on my left elbow too from the old bitch. I got a free cell phone with 250 minutes a month & the 1st thing I did was call my 6th grade teacher well, after my mother & we've got 2 streets here one's called Southwest boulevard & the other one is Southland boulevard & we always call each one the other name (by accident) & I told her I was on SouthLAND & her & my stepfather went to SouthWEST, their house wasn't real far away & after they still weren't there after like 10 or 20 minutes, I knew they went to Southwest but they still got there before the cop! G

********

Please give a thought to donating a bit.

See below!

***************

Get your Vibes!

http://www.sextoyfun.com/dyanlyn

*************

I really could use some content.....share the goodies!

Babes, Men, Wavs, Erotic Art, etc.

Thank you, bunches!

funzines@gmail.com

********