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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Last weekend was beautiful until it turned cold. Saturday morning
was
in the 40's and it was foggy out and then the temperature dropped to
12 degrees and the sky was so clear you could see forever. No clouds
also means nothing to hold the heat in and after the sun went down
it felt
thirty degrees colder. It also froze my windows up so when I went to
the credit union to get a rent check I had to get out and use the
drive thru
station. There has got to be something that could be put on the
gaskets that
would keep them from freezing to the glass but not streak the
windows.
Eva struck again today on the Nerdy newsletter and typed a cryptic
message
on it while I was AFK. She uses Facebook's messenger so often most
people say Hi Eva when she puts out a stream of letters on each
post.
I was a little disappointed by Michigan State's performance against
the
Crimson Tide but watching the Wolverines and Badgers also lose was
a small consolation.
After a pretty dismal performance during the 2000's the Lions, if
they had won
the games they lost by less than 5 points, would have been in a
play-off. It
wasn't a winning season but when you are the only team in history
that lost
every game in a season, 6 wins is a major improvement. At this rate
if the
world doesn't come to an end in 2012, they could win the Super Bowl
or
just that possibility might be enough to cause the end of the world.
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Two old ladies lived way out in the country, only going into town on
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"I thought he was lovely," said one.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1956
Healing
BJ: Both of you into my bedroom now.
Rudy: I do not want to be in the same room with her.
Sandi: Same here.
BJ: I did not ask. I am telling you.
BJ walks to his room and the others follow. Val is following Rudy.
BJ: Val, stay outside for a little while please.
Val: I want to stay with Rudy.
BJ: Wait just a short while.
Val: Oh you are going to pick on Rudy and take Sandi's side aren't
you?
BJ closes the door.
BJ: Listen the two of you (he starts to pet each of them). I love
each of you.
I know what is going on but you two do not. It is the seperation
that is the problem.
When the seperation is done then the problem will go away.
Sandi: How can we forget what happened today?
BJ: You can't. However, it will not happen again after I am living
here all the time.
So here is how I see it. Rudy, you and Val will have to take care of
Mommy for a while. Sandy and Katie will have to take care of me in
Guthrie for a while.
When we are all together, we will just have to get along and no
fighting. If one of you wants to fight, talk to me first.
Rudy: If she starts to fight, I fight.
Sandi: If he starts to fight I will kick his behind.
BJ: So do not start a fight.
Grumble..
BJ: Deal?
Sandi/Rudy: We can try.
BJ: Fair enough.
The herd (It broke my heart to see Sandi and Rudy have their fight.
They have been best buds forever. I realize dogs are emotional
creatures and cannot think like us. I have read dogs are like 3-4
year old kids. They were fighting over a toy (me)).
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