THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright
exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
~Helen Kelle
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Temps are supposed to warm up around here. That
is a good thing as yesterday they dipped down into
6 and 8 degrees below. That is damn cold. And I
continue my job as a couch potato. I refuse to venture
out in weather like this. I declined the war department's
invitation to go grocery shopping. Normally, I am open
to any chance to get out of the house. But I was quite
content to my position of "holding down the couch". Its
a tough job but someone has to do it. "Turk the dog"
aka "Carlos the rat" has also expressed his own discontenment.
I take him to the door and he emits pitiful wimpers
regarding the cold. However, business is
business and regardless of protests, he gets the job
done. I remember 20 some years ago when we first bought
this house , the galvanized water pipes froze up. With more
guts than money, I went down to the cellar with a fire
extinguisher in one hand and a blow torch in the other,
and luckily broke things loose with out having to call a
plummer or setting the house on fire. Over the years I have since
replaced the old galvanized pipes with that cheap plastic
piping. The old galvanized stuff had gotten so corroded
it no longer supported any water pressure. If the plastic
pipes froze now that I put in?
I cannot use a blow torch on the plastic, but I know just what I would do...
Call a plummer. They earn their money!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a051.html
if you build it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a052.html
getting soft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a053.html
your tip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a054.html
surprise!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
unfortunate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/745.html
office accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/746.html
a bad night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/747.html
a gay factory worker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/748.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
sweet rides-eye candy for old guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd576.html
A women was considering buying an aging Thoroughbred
but wanted a veterinarian's opinion of the horse before
finalizing her deal. She asked when the vet had completed
his examination, "Will I be able to race him?"
The veterinarian looked at the woman, then at the horse.
"Sure," he replied, "and you'll probably win!"
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A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little
Sally.One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?" Paw says,
"Since you are a big boy I will show you." Paw hollers,
"Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your
clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."
Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"
In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in
and exclaims, "What is going on?" Jethro answers, "Paw is
teaching me about sex." Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"
Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"
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One day a young man entered a pharmacy and asked the older
lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
"I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "My sister and I are
both Pharmacists and we are partners in this business."
"Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave.
"Young man," the lady said to him, "My sister and I have been
pharmacists for forty years and there is nothing we haven't heard,
so what is your problem?"
"Well," the young man said reluctantly, "I have a problem with
erections. Once I become aroused, it won't go down for hours and
hours,no matter how much I use self stimulation or how many times
I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?"
"I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister," she
informed him. About 5 minutes later she returned to the counter.
"Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you
is $700 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy."
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BUFFALO BILL
Italian Chewing Gum
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akloo.htm
Dead or Alive Holly Vance
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghy.htm
James David Manning
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahjik.htm
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FUN PAGES
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
Dancing Yoda
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20494&s=n
Income of a Stripper
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42392&s=n
Invention of Fruit Snacks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42397&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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