THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Every mighty oak started out
as a nut that stood it's ground.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It was a little exciting around here,
early this morning. We lost power. That is
a rather unusual event when u live in
the big city. But the whole block
went dark around 0130 this morning.
Real Excitement, for a guy who relys
on a machine to make air. So, I have a
back up supply for a couple days on hand
for such occasions. And neglected to pay
any attention to it for the last six months.
Other wise I would have known that it would
not work because of a mechanical malfunction.
Dummy me, eh?
Anyways, to make a long story short, the company
providing oxygen(Airway Oxygen) was here only 20 minutes after
the call to them and they had me going again just
like down town! I was remarkably impressed to
know I had someone I could rely on :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the couch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y080.html
trust me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y081.html
its time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y082.html
complaints
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y083.html
tell Jennings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y084.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
hostage taker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/676.html
japanese variety show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/677.html
boogars!!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/679.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd556.html
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After listening to the elderly hooker plead her
case, Judge Hanson called a brief recess and retired
to his chambers. En route, he bumped into Judge Forbes.
"Say," said Hanson, "what would you give a sixty
three year old hooker?"
"Oh gosh," replied Forbes, "five or six bucks tops."
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Q: What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann
and the Pillsbury Dough Boy together?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection
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A man who was buying a sports shirt found
the largest size too snug.
"Where do I go from here?" he asked the
svelte young woman who was helping him.
"To the gym!" she replied.
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A guy walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check. He marched straight
up to the counter and said, "Hi, you know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather
have a job." The social worker behind the
counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard
for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz
CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
Ths is rather awkward to say, but you will
also have to as part of your job assignment,
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid 20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, "You're
bullshittin' me!" the social worker said, "Yeah,
well....You started it."
BUFFALO BLL
choke
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghjfdkgf.htm
choke the chicken
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghnkfgjdf.htm
choking
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfhsjdkfhds.htm
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FUN PAGES
Two (Too) Funny Motivationals
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40946&s=n
100 Men
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37329&s=n
Warm Weather Earthquakes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42226&s=n
Cat Death Penalty
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42248&s=n
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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