THE POSTMANS CORNER!
The greatest waste of natural resources
are unused talents and untried ideas.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I just got done looking outside. Since early this morning,
the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind
is increasing to near gale force. My wife, the war department, has
done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
If it gets much worse, I may have to let her in.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how babies are born nowadays
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a046.html
just ignore it
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free hugs
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dude had an attitude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a049.html
the inventor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
Sapporo beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/741.html
great taste
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/742.html
a dick in a blender...ouch!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/743.html
office work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/744.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
some hot chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd575.html
Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he
could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three
things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit –
A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding
night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, `That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!',
………you hit her with the shovel.
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A New England Patriot Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a
Call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
Orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife
has produced a typical Patriot baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Patriot Fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I
Said, my boy's a typical Patriot baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
The father of that typical Patriot baby that weighed 25 pounds at
Birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
Happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Patriot father takes a slow swig from his Sam Adams beer,
Wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
Says,"...Had him circumcised!"
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Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.
"What's the matter?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down."
"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."
"Why's that?"
"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
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Buffalo Bill
Indian Teacher Explaining the Word *uck
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Instant Justice Mega Mix
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aqwsa.htm
Iraqi Speed Bump
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aawqs.htm
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FUN PAGES
Killer Elephant
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Dogs Wearing Toupees
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Silly Puddy
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Deer Killings
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thats all folks!
Have a nice day
FR)M:
Martin aka the postman
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