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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 10-30-10

 



Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

The other day I had Buffy call me on her cell phone so I
could see if it was still working. We hadn't had any calls for
about three and I thought the ringer was broke, but I should
have left well enough alone. About 10 min the first call from
one of the political campaigns and it hasn't stopped sense.
They have no respect for the laws that telemarketers must
adhere to as far as time or days of the week and they are
not covered by Do Not Call. The law was probably hot written
that way originally but as soon as Congress got it they probably
unanimously dropped political callers from Do Not Call first thing.

These people are not as Nasty as the ones we heard from two
years ago. They were interactive and would tell you your choice
was a jerk and you were an idiot for thinking about voting for them,
well actually that was just my aunt and uncle but believe me the
campaigners were just as bad. This year they are pre-recorded
and instead of telling you you are wrong they just tell you some
half truths to try to change your mind like, If elected this man intends
to strip your pension fund and divide it among his ex-wives. Then
that candidate's campaigner calls and says that his opponent wants
to make abortions legal from conception to age 19 and he wants to
take your chrome plated Smith and Wesson and melt it down for
the bumper on a smart car.

It is basically like not attending class for the past two years and trying
to do the final from the Cliff's Notes. You are probably going to get all
of the answers wrong.

Enjoy the chips and we will see you down on the farm.... buffalo

Tis The Season

This stuff is really good with some Captain Morgan's added

Mulled Cider

4 cup apple cider (or unfiltered apple juice)
2 tbsp grenadine syrup
4 whole cloves
4 pinch cardamon pods , 4 pods, slightly crushed
1 cinnamon sticks , cut in 2-inch pieces
1 oz fresh lemon peel , cut in 2-inch strips
1 oz grated orange peel , or cut in 2-inch strips

Directions
1 In a medium saucepan, combine the apple cider with the grenadine,
cloves, cardamom, cinnamon, lemon and orange zest.
2 Heat the cider until small bubbles appear around the edges of the
liquid. Reduce the heat, keeping the cider warm enough so that steam
rises from the surface. Hold it at this point for 20 minutes.
3 Remove the spices and zest from the pan. Pour the cider into clear
punch cups or mugs and serve.

Enjoy the chips they go well with cider.... buffalo

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Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux.

Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux , you see dat ole barn out dere? Well
man, its completely infestered wit' rats. I tried everything I know
an' can't get rid of dem."

Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know zactly how to get rid of dem rats.
You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."

Thibodeaux say, "Whats a bull constriptor?"

Boudreaux explains, "Man. Dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves
to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once."

Well, da nex' day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and
bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got.

He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle
and just sat dere and watched.

Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere
wasn't nuttin' happenin'. Dat big o le snake jus curled up hiself in
da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem
rats jus run all around.

Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da
phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats
is still runnin' al around an' dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all
day long."

Boudreaux say, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat
snake some Viagra."

Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"

Boudreaux say, "I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat
Viagra is da best t'ing to use for a reptile dysfunction.

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A. No, - it just sounds a bit like one.

Q. So, What, exactly, is the Internet?
A. The Internet is a worldwide network of university, government,
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LilBrisket: Hi everybody
Wazootyman: Hi LilBrisket
Toadster: Hi Bris
Lungftook: Hi B
LilBrisket: What's going on?
Toadster: Not much
Lungftook: Pretty quiet

(LONGISH PAUSE)

Wazootyman: Anybody here from Texas?
LilBrisket: No
Toadster: Nope
Lungftook: Sorry

(LONGISH PAUSE)

UvulaBob: Hi everybody
Toadster: Hi UvulaBob
Lungftook: Hi Uvula
LilBrisket: Hi UB
Wazootyman: Hi U
UvulaBob: What's happening?
LilBrisket: Kinda slow
Toadster: Same old same old
Lungflook: Pretty quiet
Jason56243837: LilBrisket, take off your panties
LilBrisket: OK, but I'm a man

(LONGISH PAUSE)

Wazootyman: UvulaBob, are you from Texas?
UvulaBob: No.

(LONGISH PAUSE)

Lungftook: Well, gotta run.
Toadster: 'bye, Lungflook
LilBrisket: Take 'er easy, Lungster
Wazootyman: See ya around, Lung
UvulaBob: So long, L

(LONGISH PAUSE)

PolypMaster: Hi everybody
LilBrisket: Hey, PolypMaster
Toadster: Yo, Polyp
UvulaBob: Hi, P
PolypMaster: What's going on?
LilBrisket: Not much
Toadster: Pretty quiet
UvulaBob: Kinda slow ...

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HunniBunni: Not you
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HunniBunni: What did you say?
Born2Bone: Whoops
HunniBunni: It feels like when you break a tie vote
in the Senate?
Born2Bone: Umm, listen, what I meant was ...
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YOU JERK!!! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ATTENDING A STATE
FUNERAL THIS AFTERNOON!!!
Born2Bone: Tipper?
HunniBunni: Whoops

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Q. Like what?
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Q. There's a forum for Barry Manilow?
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Manilow, which in turn leads to angry counter
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for months.

Q. Just like junior high school!
A. But even more pointless.

Q. Are there forums about sex?
A. Zillions of them.

Q. What do people talk about on those?
A. Barry Manilow.

Q. No, really.
A. OK, they talk about sex, but it is not all
titillating. Often you'll find highly scientific
discussions that expand the frontiers of human
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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
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Eva did the downtown trick or treating route today and came back
with her pumpkin full of candy from the stores. Her witch costume
was made by Sandy for Buffy when she was the same age and it
still got compliments but when Buffy got it out of storage last night
Eva decided she was going to wear it and go trick or treating. She
is not only bull-headed but she screams and stomps her feet till she
gets what she wants and since I am in no shape to chase a 4 year old
I made Buffy handle it. That went well until Buffy went into a tantrum
of her own and I had to send them both to timeout. Sandy mellowed
the situation out by making a big bowl of popcorn ball mixture. None
of it got made into balls but by the time everyone got done munching
popcorn they were getting along with each other.

I ran across something interesting in the candy today called candy sticks
in a little box. I knew what they were the second I opened the box. They
took the candy cigarette and removed the red from the end and got
around the stigma of smoking. Pretty good idea for reworking an old
product for the 21st century actually. Might work for Toyota, bring back
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Enjoy the chips ... buffalo

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After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking
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Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
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(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
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(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at
home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 time s a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-
handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy
facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a
chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!)

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SIGNS OF TROUBLE IN SANTA'S MARRIAGE

10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange
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9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear."

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BJ: So here is what I heard. Diana went to the doctor and Billy was over (a
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and when both left, you decided to go downtown and shop.

Sandi: I wanted to make certain Billy made it home okay.

After he made it home, it was only a block more to downtown and I am a
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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

From the Archives

Buff your bit about mail boxes made me think about a job I had in Spokane. I
worked for Caterpillar as a mechanic. Cat had a new attachment for #12 motor
graders. Glen Layton and I had to install the first one up in St. Maries Id.
We worked about a week putting cables pulleys and hydraulic cyls. It was
called a snow wing. The object was to throw the snow up on the side of the
road. When we got it ready to go Glen said Ill drive it you follow in the
pickup.

It worked like a dream but every once in a while I saw a big lump fly up in
the air I got Glen to stop we went back down the road. We found we had wiped
out about 3 miles of mail boxes. We thought it was time to turn it over to
the county. I have never seen one of them since and that was in the 50s. ol
john

buffalo says We use wing plows in town where nothing can be built in the
right of way. The extra distance allows them to do half of the street in a
pass and push the snow farther back on the curb. It's always nice to go out
in the morning and have snow pushed all the way under your vehicle.

The first type of mechanical snow removal equipment was the Sno-go. It was
your snow blower super-sized and mounted on a dump truck. They were slow but
you could take a large amount of snow and put it where you wanted it. Still
used at airports. Next was the large Blade on the front of a dump truck and
angled to push snow towards the curb but left you with a snow bank right at
the edge of the road. It was good at moving up to three feet of snow. When
you hit deep powder it is an automatic white-out and the driver is luck if
he can see his road markers. For removing light amounts of snow quickly, a
dump truck with a belly mount plow is used. Because the weight of the truck
is on it the blade does a good job of scraping and the driver can see where
he is going. On the bad side the blade takes pressure from the front wheels
making it harder to brake and steer.

Snow removal is difficult and dangerous. Give plows a wide berth.

If you haven't tried the M&M's with the pretzel inside yet they are pretty
good.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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My daughter Lili was five when she received a foam CD holder with plastic
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Lili stood up in the sandbox and said, "Mommy, make sure you put it where
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The electrician took a break.

Bill: "I met the foxiest lady today but she was tied up for the evening."

Doug: "That's too bad."

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There once was a slimmer named Steen
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There was a young lady named Melanie,
Who was asked by a man, "Do you sell any?"
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I give it for free.
To sell it, dear sir, is a felony.
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I wooed a buxom young nude in Bermuda,
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She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude --
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!

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Parting Chips
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1908 Is That Your Final Answer?

As Diana starts to pull away for Caldwell.Sandi barks at her.

Diana stops. Sandi whines. Diana: What is it girl?

BJ: I think this is not about me, you, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

Diana: I do not understand.

BJ: Open the car door.

Diana opens the door, Sandi leaps in and soon is snuggled up against Rudy.

Sandi: Remember when Rudy lived in the wild? He gave up his freedom because
of me. We are mates he and I. I thought I wanted and I do want to be with
daddy, but I need Rudy. I hope you understand Daddy.

BJ: Of course I do Sandi. I believe you realize the pain Diana and I have
every week when we separate. It is the knowledge that we will be together in
a few days that keep us going, plus the fact that retirement is soon.

Sandi: I understand.

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