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They will work quite nicely when I am out and about on the motorcycle this summer and I am sure they will not slow me down one bit. Now I just need some decent weather to try them out. But I do not think it will happen today. The temps are in the 40s today, and there are sprinkles in the air. So its probably not the greatest weather for riding the bike or other outdoor activities. So if your weather is not cooperating in your part of the country today, either, the best thing to do is to sit back. Poor yourself a cup of joe, and relax with a few good laffs from the Postman! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS I don't understand http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v031.html in the emergency room http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v032.html not now please http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v033.html a second job http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v034.html a freak accident http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v035.html my final wish http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v036.html didn't I tell you http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v037.html your wife called http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v038.html before we have sex http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v039.html don't go in there http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v040.html _______________ LETS GO TO THE MOVIES 40 mil sniper http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5187.html your apartment, your budlight, your girlfriend http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5188.html the office girl http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5190.html what do you use? http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5192.html how to annoy people http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5193.html extreme bungeejumpin http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5195.html INTERESTING STUFF dangerous beauty http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2231.html fotocommunity http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2232.html amazing planet http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2233.html flour tortillas http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2234.html America's unhealthiest restaurants http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2235.html cat at the train station http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2236.html random videos http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2238.html A population control program had been introduced to the island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms. One of the men who came in had fathered eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath. He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby. About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath. The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off." The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how his wife got pregnant again?" "He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off." _____________ Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram of where he should go and asked him if he would be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way. Well, five minutes later he returned to the classroom and said to the teacher, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did you find it?" "Oh sure," Tommy replied, "he just had his boxer shorts on backwards." ________________ There was a baby born in the hospital. The odd thing about him was his testicles weighed five pounds and the rest of his body weighed five pounds. The nurses and doctors didn't know what to do with him. The chief of staff arrived and asked "What's wrong?" The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby boy.' ' The chief looked and said, "Well it's obvious that you should put him into a mental institution. Why,'' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, the boy is obviously half nuts." _____________ The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local card shop, looked around, then approached the clerk. "Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?" she asked. "Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one. It's inscribed, 'To the Boy Who Got My Cherry'." "Wow, neat!" she squealed. "I'll take the whole box." ________________ Now that I'm 'older' but refuse to grow up, here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. 5. If all is not lost, where is it? 6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He'd have put them on my knees. 9. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. 10 These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then...wonder what I'm hereafter _______________ A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do. After flicking through the magazine her husband says, 'To be honest I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.' _______________ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities _____________ Olga and Olie were applying for a wedding license and were answering questions asked by the clerk. "Olga, how old are you?" Olga answered, "I am going to be tventy one in Yanuary." Next the clerk asked, "Olga, how tall are you?" Responding, Olga stated, "I'm yust about six feet tall." "And how much do you weigh, Olga?" was the next question. "I weigh yust about 185 pounds." "Wow", exclaimed the clerk. "You're big enough to play with the Green Bay Packers!!" "Oh no," answered Olga. "I yust play with Olie's packer." ______________ A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing." "Really?" said the boyfriend. "Yes," said the girlfriend, "and do you know what song they sing?" "No," replied the boyfriend. "I didn't think so," she said. __________ SYDESJOKES List PAPA Thorn Dinner is served! http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=010dinner-served.jpg Freaky sex (naughty alert) http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=010freak01.jpg FUN PAGES from Lorraine Stunt Bike Deluxe http://tinyurl.com/c37cz2 Bricks of Atlantis http://tinyurl.com/crfvzf BUFFALO Bill River Dance Monkies http://www.buffaloschips.com/hgfrtik.htm Salt Water http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdxsrt.htm Scuba Kitty http://www.buffaloschips.com/rfg5778.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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