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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
buffalo has found a new mission for today. Having acquired all the
vehicles my wife will allow me to possess and not having enough
room in the freezers for the frozen goods sales and to top things
off the walk-in pantry is becoming crowded out with tobacco and
rolling supplies, I have been limited as to what I can do lately.
You know things are getting bad when buffalo wanders into a fabric
store of his own accord but I have found a reason to venture into
the Glen's Market up here and do some shopping. I have been desiring
some Tarragon Chicken lately which is simple but tasty
requiring only chicken breasts, tarragon, and parsley. Problem is
that one market carries only budget spices and most of those are
of the pre-mixed type that come in a large bottle like 8 oz. of
Goat Seasoning for 1.59 which is fine if you like goat and don't
mind it tasting like what their idea of well seasoned happens to be.
The second market is the one that is going through reconstruction
and has all of those little bottles of spice for .79 to 3.79 in neat
rows in alphabetical order and then a couple of shelves of spices by
other manufacturers. Main problem here is no tarragon or if it is
there it's hiding behind something else, I know I have searched
those
shelves.
Which leaves me Glen's to explore. It has the size to have a lot of
different items including a bakery and a pharmacy but because it is
a little higher priced I usually only go there for produce, meats,
and bakery items and have no idea where the spices are at, making it
perfect for an attack mission. I have some extra money so I plan to
do this early in the morning before Sandy is awake so I can hide
anything
I buy that is on my forbidden list or at least let it get started to
freeze so I can tell Sandy its been in the freezer for two weeks and
I don't know
why the ice cube trays won't fit anymore.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1549
The Game Cont
With halftime approaching, the family are notified they will be
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Diana: I can't throw the ball that far.
BJ: Give it your best shot hon.
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Katie: Pure luck father. I really did not have any chance at all.
I figured
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Diana: It sure looked impressive. What are you going to do with
the
money?
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