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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I know to the majority of sane human beings when 55 mph winds
have caused the shut down of the interstate, closed schools, and
prompted warnings from city officials to stay inside till the storm
was over because of white-outs, they would have kicked back in
front of the TV and relaxed. Buffy and I however were never known
for our sanity and right in the middle of the storm we were over at
the local Caffeine Express grabbing a couple of Brain Freezes and
getting ready to hit the road South about 35 miles to check out
a prospective second vehicle . The minute we hit the state road
visibility was bouncing between slim and none and I was glad we
had allowed ourselves an extra 15 minutes travel time as we had to
slow to 50 mph. By the time we hit the first cross road there was
one
car in the ditch with a wrecker and the Tribal Police assisting and
a
quarter mile farther down the road another minivan was sitting about
50 feet into the snow bank. Buffy dialed 911 and gave them info
on where to send a wrecker and we continued onward. About another
eight miles down the road we were in a wooded area and the snow
had slowed but the wind was still rocking the Jimmy as we cruised
along.

I had spotted the vehicle we were after in the paper the night
before
and while I had Buffy calling the owner I ran the Ford Explorer
through
the Kelly Blue Book Site and found that the price being asked was
more than reasonable. I then did a reverse name search on the phone
number listed and ran the address through the MSN Map site as Buffy
set up a time to look at it. We had been at this process for about a
month and a half and we were getting pretty good at it along with
seeing
a good chunk of the country.

Even though we missed the address on the first pass and had to back
track we got there right about the agreed upon time and the owner
came
out to show it to us. Buffy fired it up and it started great, no
smoke or noises
and I let her take it for a spin while I chatted with the owner.
Buffy is not an
auto mechanic but she has picked up a good intuition as to whether a

vehicle has problems which comes from driving used cars. She
approved
of the way it shifted, handled, and braked so I discussed price with
the owner.
It has a crack in the windshield and although it doesn't block the
view it
will need to be replaced some day but even figuring that in the
price was
about 200 below blue book so I haggled him down another 500 bucks
and gave him his money and got the title. The Ford even had a
quarter tank
of gas in it but we drove it to the next town and gassed it up
anyhow and
then headed back into the storm. I now have a 1996 Ford Explorer 4
door
with four- wheel drive. If I didn't have a roof on the Jimmy and the
seats
were folded down, I could probably carry it around as a spare. As
soon as
Buffy finds a job I will probably sign it over to her and then go
look for
another car for me. I don't need to be a two car buffalo but I enjoy
the
thrill of the chase.

We have about six inches of fresh snow on the ground and it is
supposed
to warm up this weekend so we will have plenty of slush. Enjoy the
chips
and don't drive in blizzards unless you're an idiot..... buffalo

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all, the
captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood
in the middle
of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
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for a day and then another and then another.

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they
should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way
to
proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some
of
the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The
secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven.

Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke?"
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"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
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Austin Powers pick up lines from "Gold Member"

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you
all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's
get you out of those wet clothes.

3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

4) Do you work for the post office? I thought
I saw you checking out my package.

5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one
more?

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?

7) I may not be the best looking guy in here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.

8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
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9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on earth tonight.

10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can
blow the hell outta me.

11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.

12) You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.

13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got
a stiffy.

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you
do with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not
just going to suck itself.

17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with
me.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any
questions?

19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.

20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be
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21) Do you believe in love at first sight or
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22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come
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23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how
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24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I
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A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him,
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throughout the
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and ran tests on the strange tissue. By now, the bump was three
inches
long, and starting to take an oddly familiar shape.

"What is this thing growing out of my head Doctor?", asked ICE-Man.
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run every test we know to confirm the findings," he said gravely,

"but they all tell us the same thing. The bump in your forehead is
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"I can't believe this! Isn't there anything you can do?" pleaded a
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of
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understands
when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily
hurt,
but shakes it off.

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and
sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

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keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want
to
get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it.

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and
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is
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girlfriend,
doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very
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of
disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time
is
high.

Often not worth it.

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jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage,
but
will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is
high
as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown
reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight
"fit"
if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer
"other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause
discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using
birth
control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once.

Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5) Nympho Pussy: Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you
by
your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very
experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies
depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk
can
be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will
not
give a steady relationship.

Often not worth it.

6) Frigid Pussy: Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is
that
this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is
simply
wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once
recognized.

Never worth it.

7) Innocent Nympho Pussy: Rare. Recognized by being in a small,
sweet,
innocent package which you would never in a million years think
would
give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise.
Often
mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper
category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if
you
can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may
result. May or may not be faithful.

8) Party Pussy: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of
wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities
while
completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are
not
ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to
say
the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain
faithful,
the Support System may tend to puke all over you.

Often not worth it.

9) Nutsy Pussy: Support System has psychological problems.
Recognized
by
the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on
you.
May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent
reason..
Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.

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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their
options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was
a homosexual.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge
in your vices one more time, you will surely die."

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again
indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for
their
return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.

The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could
not
stop
himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a
shot
of whiskey.

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his
stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how
seriously
they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came
upon
a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend
over
to
pick that up, we're both dead."

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Bonus Chip
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AIG is continuing to hemorrhage money despite $150 billion
in federal aid. The big motor companies are still wallowing
in red. HCSB Financial is in the hole to the Feds as are
Citigroup, Bank of America, GMAC Financial, Goldman Sachs,
JPMorgan Chase and hundreds of others to the tune of billions
of dollars!

The question is...who IS making money these days, and the
answer is, whore houses!

I just read that The Mustang Ranch, outside of Las Vegas in
Nevada, has seen a huge increas in business recently.
Under Nevada state law, certain counties are allowed to
license and regulate brothels. It's a booming $50 million
business. Which kind of makes a perverted sort of sense. If
everything else in your life is falling apart...you might
as well get laid.

Patricia

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1250

Re-Gin-erated

Sandi: Daddy, those two are driving me nuts.

BJ: What do you mean.

Sandi: Since Katie found out she is not old, she is running crazy,
jumping, playing and just being strange.

BJ: Great, she is being Katie, Krazy Katie.

Sandi: Then there is Rudy...Katie and Rudy hit the liquor cabinet.

BJ: and?

Sandi: Katie had her chablis and Rudy had some gin, and some more
gin and some more gin and he is outside playing with Leonard.

BJ: Who is Leonard?

Sandi: That is the problem. There is no Leonard. Leonard appeared
to him about the 3rd drink. He has been talking to Leonard and then
started to play frisbee with Leonard since then. It is strange to
watch.

BJ: Harmless though?

Sandi: I suppose so, but ... just look outside... Krazy Katie
running
around chasing squirrels and leaves and barking at the wind, and
then
there is my hubby, Rudy playing with the invisible man...sigh...
What's a girl to do?

BJ: I guess she could sit with her daddy and just snuggle.

Sandi: I can do that.

The herd in Guthrie

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