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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Took a run out to Nancy's for the second day in a row to bond
with the siblings and watch the latest project Nancy is working
on. From a stack of rough sawn Red Oak Nancy is building a
cradle for one of her friends that she is having a baby shower
for in a week. Yesterday Brother Don and his son had the planer
set up and they were turning the lumber into furniture-grade lumber
and in the process reducing it from an inch and a quarter thick
to three-quarters of an inch. This was set up outside in the sun
where the chips helped soak up some of the water from the
melting ice but by today the operation had moved inside to an
empty bedroom where Nancy had set up the table saw and
band saw with a scroll blade. All of the pieces were cut to a rough
length prior to gluing and I had a chance to see Nancy's biscuit
jointer in operation as she joined boards together to get
unbroken sides and ends for the cradle. Having doweled and glued
cabinets and doll furniture for Buffy years ago I was amazed how
easy the jointer is compared to trying to locate and drill dowel
holes.
The biscuit itself is flat of varying thicknesses and has the shape
of a football and has a small amount of endplay to allow the glued
pieces to be aligned before being clamped. Although she has very
little time to complete it I am sure it will be beautiful when Nancy

gets done.

Much of the things that makes the work that Don and Nancy do
special is that the wood either comes from the woods around
their houses or from various sources in the County. It then goes to
Don's sawmill which is a large carriage type band saw with a V-4
Wisconsin motor that was built by Don's brother in law. After the
wood has been dried and seasoned in the barns, it is ready for
use as lumber, siding, and trim or molding. All of the wood in
Nancy's
house with the exception of the flooring is not just lumber, it has
a
story that began with a tree on the property hitting the ground. It
takes you back to the day where a person bought a piece of
property and from the wood they cleared built a home, sometimes
from logs and other times with the help of a sawmill.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs,
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In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey turns around and glares, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry
glare.

Dopey turns back and says, 'Your Popeness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
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'Dopey screwed a penguin!'
'Dopey screwed a penguin!'

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weekend:

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From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how
pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your
recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and
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you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting
President Reagan.

We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could
have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident you
will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join
the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you
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Patricia

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Law Chips
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Morocco Laws

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Indonesia Law

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The law also does not allow kisses to be shown in any film that
includes actors from these three countries.
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walls of Playboy centerfolds and other sexy pinups in any home or
public building. The reason according to this decree? "It's more
worthwhile to admire a good landscape than a photograph of a naked
woman."
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I
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Parrot Chips
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This guy wanted a parrot who talked. He asked the pet store manager
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hadn't said a word.

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of the toys the bird had been used to playing with while here and
put
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them home to the bird.

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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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There once was a girl from the chorus
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Titty that's ripe
And a c*nt that is tripe --
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Parting Chips
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Mary: It was supposed to be nothing more than a good night kiss, but
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Jill: How forward!

Mary: Exactly! That's why I stopped him, and he said, "Oh, Honey! Am
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Bonus Chip
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An Australian bloke was at a pub and introduced himself to a pretty
young
girl at the bar. Things went quite well for him and they kept
talking for
most of the night and by the end of it he had arranged to meet her
at a
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She said "Yeah, I'd love to but I have to tell you I'm on my
menstrual
cycle", to which he replied "That's alright love, I've got a Holden
Ute so
we can just chuck it in the back"

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The Slap Chop is a manual chopper machine that works when you slap
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Slap Chop, the finer the food gets.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1540

Trans-fur-mation

Katie: Sandi, look at Rudy run. I have not seem him run like that
in a long
time. What is the deal?

Sandi: I think Daddy giving him his meds everyday, along with the
warmer
days have helped.

Rudy comes jogging over...: Come on guys, let's head to the lake for
a
swim.

Katie: I am kind of tired Rudy.

Sandi: I will go.

Rudy: I feel great, let's go Katie. Come on I will race you.

Katie: Okay, you know I will win.

Zoom!!

At the lake..

Splash!

Rudy: There is nothing like swimming in the water Katie.

Katie: Okay I have had fun, let me out. Remember I do not have the
fur
you have. I am freezing.

Sandi: Feels great to me Rudy.

Rudy: Watch this, I am working on my backstroke.... blub blub
blub...

Sandi: We doggies can't do that Rudy...

Rudy: Spit toey! You are right Sandi, I guess the dog paddle is
all we can
do. Race you back to the house Sandi.

Back at the house Katie has a large beach towel wrapped around her
and
she is shivering....

Sandi and Rudy are feeling quite nice and lay on the grass to sun.

Katie: How can you guys just lay out there? I am freezing.

Rudy: You are a retriever Katie, you should be able to handle this.

Katie: I am going inside to my doghouse and hit my sauna then watch
my 60" plasma tv..later I will retrieve some leftover pizza from the
fridge.

Rudy/Sandi: We will join you.

The herd in Guthrie

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