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This particular carpet was not worth cleaning, as it was like over 30 years old. And the carpet people wanted to charge me about 50 bux to tear the old stuff out. I am cheap and didn't want to pay it, so I said I would do that part myself before they came over. That was a sad mistake. If you have ever worked with stuff like that, the dust was horrific. And its not a good thing for a guy like me with lung issues.So that 50 bux cost me a ride in the ambulance(my oxygenation level dropped down to about 70% and hovered there.) and several days at the hospital too,until finally things seemed to stabilize. I suppose this comes under the catagory of being penny wise and pound foolish. To make matters worse, however, I'd convinced myself that I did not need oxygen at home and had turned in the oxygen stuff at home about 3 months prior, thinking to save a little bit on that, because my insurance wouldn't cover all of it. So of course, when it came time to go home, the hospital would not release me until we had the equipment here. I guess I shall just have to resign myself to the fact that I need to wear it 24-7. But they do make shoulder size back pack containers. That means I'll still be riding this summer. I suppose I'll be the only guy riding down the road on a motorcycle wearing oxygen. Go figger:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know. Sincerely, The Boss ________________ Johnny's mother entered little Johnny's room and woke him. "Come on Johnny time to wake and get ready for school" Johnny groggily pleaded, "Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!" She replied, " Ok, 5 more minutes then you get up and shower and come down stairs for breakfast." After little Johnny had his shower. His mother heard him crying as he came down stairs. "Johnny, What's wrong." "I had my first wet dream" His mother was a little unsettled with his response. And replied. "Well that isn't anything to be upset about. It's perfectly natural and normal. It means you're growing up" "No mom it isn't that. You don't understand!" "Well what is it then?" "When my friends ask me, "What I said after my first ejaculation, I'm going to have to say 'Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please'!" ______________ How to start each & every day with & positive outlook! 1. Open a new text file or Word document in your computer. 2. Type any derogatory word(s) that you feel best describe Barack Obama. Cuss words are absolutely acceptable/forgivable! 3. Name the file 'Barack Obama' and save it somewhere easily accessible. 4. Locate the file and immediately send it to the Recycle Bin. 5. Right click the Recycle Bin and select 'Empty'. 6. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 7. Firmly and cheerfully click 'Yes.' 8. Feel better? GOOD! Tomorrow you can start your day off with the CEO of AIG and any other politicians of you r choice! _______________ A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape," she said. __________________ What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends... [LOL!!!] What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Define "Egghead " What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How cum?" 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