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But they have a test scheduled and hopefully if things work out right, they will bring the smaller tanks out to me. The war department went to work today, and I know that she is not well. She has a serious cold and it is giving her laryngitus. I keep telling her to take things easier but she does not listen. That is kindof humorous in a way, because she chides me when I do not want to listen to the doctor. Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat seems to be oblivious to all of this. He is curled up fast asleep on my lap and seems to think that nothing else really matters. Maybe I should take that approach and just curl up and snooze too. its easier. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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