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I must have been awfully stressed out and tired yesterday. Don't know how it happened but somehow I sent a duplicate issue out. Shows how much people pay attention as very few said anything. Go figger. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman _____________ THE COMICS you're my love http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t003.html forget my husband http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t005.html divorce court http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html induced labor http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html ____________ LETS GO TO THE MOVIES motivating workers http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5075.html Star Trek: Captain Kirk gets plucked http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5077.html Bob and Tom: Camel toe http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5078.html bored passenger http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5079.html flames in the dark http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5081.html _________________ INTERESTING STUFF ping pong-game http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2141.html 20 things to do without spending a dime http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2142.html for the birds http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2143.html alter ego-game http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2144.html get your computer to speak to you http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2145.html Puff the kitty http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2146.html POWER POINT DISPLAYS classic beauties http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2148.html vacation for 2009 http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2149.html COOL PICS A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken," answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "Look at all this manure, there's got to be a pony in here somewhere!" __________________ How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. dirty joke material >>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. _______________ Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can _______________ 14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out 14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company. 4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant. 3) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com 2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious "tubby@whitehouse.gov" 1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be. ____________________ Two new young interns are hired in the White House. They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them. The President walks up and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before." __________________ BUFFALO Bill Excuse Me Miss http://www.buffaloschips.com/012820.htm Fairytale Ending http://www.buffaloschips.com/012901.htm FUN PAGES from Lorraine 4 Elements Game http://tinyurl.com/cocqom Bistro Stars http://tinyurl.com/a9hovh PAPA Thorn Used tissue, anyone? http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=buy-used-tissue.jpg Pick a lane... http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=dsign108.jpg THAT'S ALL FOLKS! have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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