THE POSTMAN'S CORNER History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban Breakfast, lunch or dinner at IHOP-FREE! http://www.tinyurl.com/38zjtc Free Nestle Toll House Morsels Sample http://www.tinyurl.com/bdtolw FREE MITCHUM DEODERANT http://www.tinyurl.com/37dg7v GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! The next couple of days, the weather is supposed to get into the 50s. and on Tuesday, the weather man predicts a balmy 60 degrees. I plan on calling State Farm to have them change the motorcycle insurance on Monday. During the winter I had it placed on storage ins. but I will definitely have to change it back to road insurance to be prepared for a road trip on Tuesday! No way am I gonna miss out on 60 degree weather! I find that pretty nice considering that my friend Buffalo Bill who lives in the northern part of my state is suffering a blizzard. Well that is all just par for the course for someone who is a confused Canadian:). I had a reprieve from the cleaning detail yesterday afternoon as "the war department" went for a girls' afternoon out. I was planning to catch an afternoon nap when youngest daughter pleaded for me to help her run a couple errands. She has no car and altho I usually adamantly refuse to act as her chauffer, (hey, she is 23 ) she managed to bribe me with a stop at Arby's. I can never resist that delicious beef and cheddar combo. And daughter took advantage of my weakness.!!! Daughter had gotten out of bed in the morning and proceeded to step on her laptop, causing a crack the whole length of her screen. Fortunately, she had purchased a accidental guarantee from Best Buy when she bought it, so she is getting a new laptop out of the deal. Managed to get home at a reasonable time but I still fell asleep for a nap on the couch while watching Smack down wrestling. I am not sure which is more fake, the antics of the wrestlers, or the California boobs of the bikini clad blondes on that silly show. But I still enjoy it. I am sure that show has the same level of quality entertainment value that you might find reading THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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She wasn't quite ready, so they sat down and waited. Suddenly, Sandy goes over to her mom's stylist and blurts out,"My Daddy says you're a fairy. May I see your magic wand?" _______________ A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from because his mother told him that "the man puts his penis inside the woman and she gets pregnant." A few days later, after pondering this for some time, the boy asks in all the innocence and wonder of a child, "Does the man ever get his penis back??" ______________ A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' _________________ Dictionary of dating ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men. EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get". INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. ______________ Jill: C'mon, Mary, exactly how many men have you been with? Mary: Now, Jill, I've taken the Army's policy on that information and adapted it for my own situation. Jill: What do you mean? Mary: Don't ask; don't tell; don't remember. _______________ A Scotsman went into a phone booth and called a number. Connected, he said, "Mary, my love, will you marry me? Think it over and call me." He gave her the number of the phone in the booth. Hours went by and the Scotsman stood around. The phone didn't ring once. Another Scot, watching from a pub across the street, came over and said, "Look, lad. She won't marry you. You might as well come in and have a pint. Not that I'm buying, mind you." The waiting Scot waved off his friend and continued to wait. Suddenly the phone rang. The Scot said, "Mary's the girl for me, I knew that. She was waiting for the night rates!" ________________ BUFFALO Bill Lazy River Pee Prank http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdwqw.htm Leno Needs Body Guard http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtrf.htm FUN PAGES from Lorraine Warlords Heroes http://tinyurl.com/b7os84 Age of War http://tinyurl.com/acp62r PAPA Thorn Sausage & onions http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=009Lunchx010.jpg Still only a man http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=einstein5.JPG WE FOUND Nemo! http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Found_Nemo.jpg ___________ SydesJokes list Wire Cutters http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001488.html When I Have Sex http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001484.html THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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