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And the saga of the "pole kitty" continues.
I was surprised to find so many people who were unfamiliar
with my use of that term in yesterday's introduction.
So, for the benefit of you city dwellers, international readers
and all others who are still wondering, yes, it was a skunk
that caused the dreadful odor in the home of the postman clan
yesterday. I forget that many of you do not speak country bumpkin
redneckspeke as do I. Skunks are from the same family as weasels and can emit odors from two different different scent glands. The reason last night's odor was so foul apparently is because it is mating season. They often use them against other skunks, its their way of "beating the competion".
If you know what I mean.
When I discovered that the local exterminators wanted
to charge 200$ to set up just one trap, I said to H--- with that, and
went over to Riley's, the local hardware store, and rented me one for about 5 bux a day. Being a do it yourselfer, this old redneck felt pretty much at home with the idea and got a couple. Should any of you animal lovers object, it's a "live trap". So, I awoke this morning early and went to investigate to see
what had sprung the door the previous night. I had managed to nab Oscar, the neighborhood tom cat. But alas, no skunk. Better luck tonight, I hope. Oscar the cat was not necessarily happy to see me, nor did he approrpiately express his gratitude when I opened the trap door so he could regain his freedom.
Quite the contrary, as I received several scratches for my good samaritan act. I suppose I shall have to go in for a tetnus shot as it has been a long time since the last one.
However, the good thing was, there was no recurring spraying last night as in the night before. Usually that can be a nightly event in mating season. Perhaps the problem will take care of itself but I do intend to catch me a pole kitty tonight.
Otherwise, I'm just gonna waste a lot of tunafish.:) Do you think my escapades of skunk trapping could land me a show on tv? u know, instead of Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter, we could have Martin aka the postman, Skunk hunter.
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