Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
March is such a boring month and up till the time I received this it
looked like St. Patrick"s Day was the only day to go out and party.
Now you have 31 reasons to go out and make a fool of yourself, like
I need a reason.
Bizarre Holidays In March
March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and
National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions
Day
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip
and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell
Day
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got
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Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to
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Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing penis,
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"I'm trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or
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A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from because his
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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He
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I dated the famed farmer's daughter
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London, February 27 (ANI): Acting legend Clint Eastwood , 79,
apparently believes that political correctness has rendered modern
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too much time trying to avoid being offensive.
The Dirty Harry star insists that he should be able to tell harmless
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think anything of it or have a racist thought. It was just normal
that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the
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Cable 'Service'
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1241
A Night in the Pokey
BJ: So what were you guys thinking?
Rudy: I just saw my cuz and said Hi Jack.
Sandi: Yeah, it was totally innocent.
Katie: It was police brutality.
BJ: The policeman even said he warned you about using certain
words.
Katie: Well father really, how can we watch every word we say?
BJ: You do have a point.
Katie: Wait until my far distant relative, the Afgan hound comes
over to visit, Abdul.
BJ: Good grief.
Sandi: How about my brother, Killer. I can see it now at the
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BJ: I can see life is interesting with you guys. Well alls well
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