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Specially formulated with cucumber, chamomile & glycerin, NEUTROGENA Moisture Shine Lip Soother is a healing hydragel that provides dry lips with both instant, soothing relief & beautiful, glistening shine. Formulated with SPF 20. Available in 5 glamorous shades. http://www.tinyurl.com/ad7rpw GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! "The war department" has been home from work for Tuesday and Wednesday. She attacked the living room and dining room with pinesol, lysol, and a mission with vengeance. In the meantime, I went to work in my computer office. Never realized how dusty and dingy it used to be. But we got our cleanup done and it turned into a major spring cleaning. Now our house sparkles and shines. And it smells CLEAN!!!! Stanley Steamer carpet cleaners were over this morning. They went through the house with their big truck mounted equipment and then sprayed everything down with the deoderizers. They are a little pricier than some companies in town. but they move furniture, and they don't charge you for presoak which most carpet cleaners will do. And they did an excellent job. The carpet in this house has been down for 11 years and we have never had it cleaned properly. Smells so good. I am a hapy camper because I know that when "the war department" comes home today, she will be a happy camper, too. And guys, we all know, when she is happy, the whole house is happy:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially, Martin aka the postman ____________ THE COMICS have you noticed? http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t021.html a bull shitter http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t027.html the pervert http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t028.html cowboys and indians http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t029.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Carl Barron - Oz Comedy http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5092.html the getaway car http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5093.html the flying squirrel http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5094.html thee's always a way out http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5095.html silly car commercial http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5097.html Get ready America http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5098.html a street corner in India http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5099.html Did you know that President Obama signed his stimulus package at the same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated? ____________ Ethel was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button." I foolishly asked what she was doing.. Ethel pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said, "'Depress button for ice.'" ______________ Brad walked up to a hot babe in the bar and asked, "What's got a 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?" "What?" asked the curious vixen. "The zipper on my jeans!" answered Brad. ________________ A man is sitting on a train across from a Busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!" _____________ Once there was a man in a restaurant. He ordered a hamburger and got it 5 minutes later. He was fixing to eat it when he noticed a hair in it. He took it to the counter and demanded another, so they got him a new one. He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat it when he noticed another hair. He took it back to the counter and demanded a hamburger WITHOUT hair, so they got a new one. He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat this one. He saw ANOTHER hair and was outraged. He demanded to see how they were making their hamburgers. They took him back to the grills and there was an extremely large fat hairy Swedish man making hamburger under his armpits. The man exclaimed "That's DISGUSTING!!!" The clerk replied " If you think that's disgusting, you should see the way he makes donuts." BUFFALO Bill Prostate Massager http://www.buffalosjokes.com/21209.htm Cat In The Hat On Aging http://www.buffalosjokes.com/21208.htm Wish You Were Here http://www.buffalosjokes.com/21207.htm _________________ FUN pages from Lorraine Crystalix http://tinyurl.com/dkoj8u Mysterious of Horus http://tinyurl.com/daogmt PAPA Thorn THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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