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It said that in 1930 there were 20 different potato chip companies in the city. Today, it claimed to be the only chip manufacturer left in Detroit. All the others left and moved overseas. I bought the Detroit made chips. You know, we just spent 800 billion dollars in a tax hike to stimulate the economy. We could have done more for the economy and it would have been less expensive if Americans buy American. Elimination of free trade would do far more for the US economy than any stimulus the government could ever come up with. Want to put Americans back to work? Buy American made. I do. Wonder why our president never wants to talk about that? We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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The rooster replied, "Don't be a chicken -- just back up and take a flying leap!" The cat tried, and landed in the middle of the stream. The rooster smiled contentedly. "What's so bloody funny?" asked the cat. The rooster answered, "Well, NOTHING pleases a cock more'n seeing a wet pussy!!" _______________ A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewwww---what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?" "I had tolio as a child, " he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off is pants, his bride wrinkled up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me, " she said. "Let me guess.....Small Cox?" ____________ It was happy hour in the bar, and the air hung heavy in thick blue folds as the regular bunch lit up some "happy weed." Suddenly, a loud voice boomed from the entrance and demanded that they open the door in the name of legality. The smokers frantically gathered their still-smoking weeds and stuffed them inside the cuckoo clock. The police entered, searched diligently, found nothing and left. The group breathed a sigh of relief, and made for the cuckoo clock to retrieve their stash. Just then, the clock's hands announced 6 pm. The little door popped open, the bird poked his head out and said, "Heyyyy duuuudes! What the fuck time is it?" _____________ Little Johnny grabbed some cookies cooling on the kitchen counter and his mother smacked his hand. "OW! What did you do that for?" he said. "Your hand was doing something it wasn't suppose to and it needed to be punished. Now go see what your father is doing." Little Johnny ran to the garage just as his father accidentally dropped his hot glue gun on his hand. His father cursed in pain and batted the tool away from his hand. Little Johnny ran back to his mother and said, "Mom! Dad's smacking his tool in the garage. I think his tool needed to be punished, too." ____________ Saturday had always been "cleaning day" in the old homestead,and my mother still adhered to the ritual after all her childrenhad left the nest.When I stopped by to visit her one Saturday, I was surprised tofind her relaxing in a favorite chair."Aren't you feeling well?" I asked."I feel fine.""But you're not cleaning.""After all these years I've finally figured out how to get it donein half the time," Mom told me. "I simply take off my glasses." ___________ Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it" said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs. "That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on." ______________ SYDES JOKES LIST Aircraft Engine Test http://www.sydesjokes.com/extra/link000010.html PAPA Thorn Homer's brain http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=HOMER.JPG BUFFALO Bill Panic Away -End Anxiety And Panic Attacks. http://buffaloschips.com/panic Eat Stop Eat- Very Popular Intermittent Fasting Program. http://buffaloschips.com/stop THAT'S ALL FOLKS have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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