THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Never look down on anybody,
unless you're helping them up
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Somewhere in you is a dream. It's probably buried deeply
under all the day-to-day concerns, yet somewhere in you it
lives.
It's not at all practical, and it's probably a little
outrageous. Even so, it energizes your spirit like nothing
else can.
It rises to the surface every now and then. And when it
does, for a short while, the years melt away and you touch
that place where everything seems possible.
Then it usually sinks back down under the surface of your
awareness. And there it waits, patiently, never losing its
hope or its luster.
Your dream, as crazy and impractical as it may seem, is
trying to tell you something. Your dream, with its promise
that you all too quickly, all too often dismiss, wants to
tell you who you are.
Isn't it time you truly listen to what it has to say?
Perhaps it is time to begin following that dream, and live
the purpose with which you're blessed.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the alarm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n007.html
complain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n006.html
the advantage of bottled water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n008.html
Jack Daniels
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n009.html
a chaser
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
slippery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1113.html
help me wash my clothes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1114.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
curious photos
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A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his
quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he
could only chop down two or three trees in a day.His
supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe
his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on,
but it was working fine. The lumberjack looked
incredibly startled and asked, "What's that noise?"
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A flight attendant on a United Air Lines cross-country
flight nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound
from LA, "I don't know how this happened, but we have
103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she
continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal
so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the
length of the flight." Her next announcement came an
hour later. "If anyone wants to change his mind,
we still have 29 dinners available."
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to the best
looking girl in the place and starts looking at his watch.
The girl notices this and asks him if his date is late.
"No," he replies, "I've just got this new state-of-the-art
watch and I was just about to test it. "What does it do?"
she asked. "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."
"What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing
any panties." "Ha! Well it must be broken then, 'cos I am!"
"Damn thing," the guy says tapping the watch
"must be an hour fast."
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Jasmine went to Melva's place to tell her about a horrible
experience she had the previous night with this guy she
took home. "Well, what happened when you got there?"
asked Melva. "After we had some real freaky sex,
the son-of-a-bitch called me a slut!" Shocked,
Melva asked, "What did you do then?" "I told him to get
the hell out of my bedroom, and to take his five biker
friends with him!"
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BUFFALO BILL
What It Feels Like Owning Stock In 2008
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Workout Bra
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Parent VS Kids
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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