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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hope you are enjoying the evening. I was doing good till I turned
over to the Tigers - Rockies game and started watching the Tigers
getting beat. I have been spending a lot of time in bed the past few
weeks because whatever nerve I abused in my back is paying me
back with pains in my thigh after I have been sitting for about a half
hour, so it adds a lot of time to preparing the lists. That said I will
keep this short so you get it by midnight. Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
A couple of newsletters you may enjoy
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation.
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The man answered, "Not that well... When I fired the pistol,
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There once was an odious brute
Who made love in his Sunday-best suit.
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Was a wet, sticky mess,
And a very chaifed maiden to boot.
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With his seven words that give censors the fit(s)
They are shit, mother fucker
Piss and cock sucker
And don't forget cunt fuck and tit(s)
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A New Zealander moved to Sydney, Australia, to play football. When he
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2055
Dreams...
BJ wakes in a start...
Katie: What's up father?
Sandi: Are you okay daddy?
Rudy: You scared me pops.
Val: Whazzup?
BJ: I had the strangest dream.
The dogs encircle BJ on the bed.
BJ: It was like this...
I was walking along a path, very narrow, with fairly tall grass
on either side of the path. I viewed a cottage in the distance
with smoke coming from a chimney, a very peaceful scene.
As I approached the cottage, which had a stream by it, the
door flung open and all my favorite dogs I had ever had came
rushing out and started running towards me. Except for Katie,
she was wearing an apron and apparently was cooking something.
One dog stood out, Sandi, she was glowing with a golden glow
around her. The dogs could 'communicate' with me mentally.
I went into the house. The shelves were full of books. I had a
plush recliner. The bedroom had a very large bed, large enough
for many dogs and me. The cottage was not large, but comfy.
I thought in my dream, this is Heaven.
Katie: So what was I cooking?
The herd
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