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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Boy Buff did you open a can of worms with that cow tipping thing.
Anybody that does ANYTHING to our beautiful, gentle milk cows (and my
glass of milk) should be forced to spend two days in a corral with a
couple of Massa Tom's Brahman cattle. Try tipping one of them babies,
ya dork head. LOL there ain't no way yer gonna stick yer fingers in
their nostrils either.
Ni
Regarding "Cow Tipping". Haven't you ever been to a rodeo and seen the
Bulldogging event?
One cowboy, by himself, takes hold of a steers horns and twists,
bringing it to the ground on its side, usually in 10 sec. or less.
Or as you call it........cow tipping.
This event works best with Black Angus cattle.
O'SURE
buffalo says First let's talk about steers. A steer is usually
considered
market ready at 1000 to 1500 lbs. which is lighter than your average cow
because we do like leaner cuts of beef. It is not necessary to dehorn
steers as castration leaves them a little more docile than a normal
cow or bull so you do have a bit more leverage than with a cow.
As far as cows go they generally remove the horns by clipping, burning,
etc. People work around these animals a lot more often then steers
and they will gore you, or stomp you or crush you if you get them mad
or mess with their calves. I remember a brown swiss/ black angus heifer
calf about 6 months old and weighing about 600 pounds doing something
resembling a Mexican Hat Dance on a full size man as they tried to haul
it to a trailer with a rope. He decided to get in front of it and pull
on the
rope and once the calf knocked him down it didn't try to get away, it
just
wanted to make sure that he never got off the ground again. Fortunately
he just got numerous bruises out of the deal.
Bulls are to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if you fed it bottles
from birth and it is your buddy like a big puppy dog. Eventually the
hormones will kick in and it will want to kill you. If you think you can
grab one by the horns and wrestle it to the ground, you are nuts. There
is a reason that it is called bull fighting and not bull wrestling heh
heh.
When I was at Michigan State they had bulls down there that were
about the size of a UPS van. Not something you want to see in a
nightmare let alone with you in the middle of a field.
Here is the big reason not to tip cows though. They have four stomaches
that are only loosely supported. If the stomach rolls over to a new
position
it can block the esophagus between stomaches and with no where for
the gas to go they bloat until it affects their ability to breathe and
they die.
Very expensive way to spend an evening and Mr. Farmer will probably
shoot you.
Enjoy the weekend... buffalo
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Fried, and Re-fried
BJ is getting ready for work and calls for the doggies to
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Zoom! Here comes Val and Sandi from over the hill
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Sandi shrugs: No not for a while.
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