THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A good name is rather to be
chosen than great riches
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I count myself very fortunate that
the weather has been extra mild this
week. The low 70s is a bit novel, at least
for West Michigan this of time of year.
"Hotter 'n' a witches tit is how it should be
right now," That is what Pappy would be saying
and wondering why it was not. (Personally,
I've always wondered how hot a witches tit was,
which Pappy always failed to explain)
In fact, it was almost nippy enough last night
I decided on a blanket and to turn the ceiling
fan off as well. I run that fan a great
deal, even in cooler months. I have a low
tolerance of stagnant air. It is not coolness
that drives me to my somewhat bizarre behaviour
as it is related to currents. Gotta feel them
currents, dude!
The war department, however, has declared me to
be positively insane to have the silly thing
on in mid February. She claims that it is
particularly insane to allow one of them things
swirling around above your head while u are trying to
sleep in the first place, and that is why we have
one in nearly every room in this house except
her bedroom. I know, it is time to
shaddup. I am merely confirming what you have
suspected for a long time, that most likely I
am a complete lunatic. Difference is, you now have another
opinion to go along with your own.
go figger,
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a cramp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m006.html
a good party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m007.html
gas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m008.html
inner child
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m009.html
the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
on of baseballs greatest plays
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1097.html
one day while snorkeling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1098.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
fly over Europe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd707.html
A very tired husband came home from the
office after a long grueling day to find his
wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting
for him at the door with a couple of glasses
of wine in hand. She took his briefcase from
him and led him over to the couch where she
proceeded to help make him "more comfortable."
"How should we do it tonight, honey?" she
cooed in his ear, "Shall we do 69?"
"I don't think so dear. I'm pretty tired.
How about 68?" he said.
"Huh, 68? What's 68?" she asked, a little puzzled.
"You do me, and I'll owe you one."
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Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave" asked the Landlord…
"It's not like you to be so down in the mouth"
"It's my four year old son…" the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting
in school? – my lad's just the same – forget
about it, it happens to boys that age" said
the landlord, sympathetically. " I only wish
it was that" continued the customer, " but it's
far worse than that. The little bastard has got
our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant."
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the landlord
"It's not" said the man…
"the little sh*t stuck a pin in all my condoms"
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BUFFALO BILL
Korokurum Bridges
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012138.htm
Look
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012139.htm
Microsoft No More Keyboards
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012140.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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