THE POSTMANS CORMER
People bring about their
own undoing through their tongues
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Food Court Musical
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1110..html
Ronald Reagan tells joke about Democrats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1112.html
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COMICS
o god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n003.html
lock jaw
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n004.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n001.html
inheritance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n002.html
warning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n005.html
This is a story which is perfectly logical
to all males:
A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk,
and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later
the husband comes back
with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him,
"Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going
back to read it again!)
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A Jewish lady is sitting at home
when the phone rings. "Hello" she says.
"Hello" says the male voice at the other end.
"I'll bet you'd really like it if I came round,
ripped off your skirt and blouse and bra
and panties, then threw you to the floor
and made hot, sweaty love to you....
" The Jewish lady replies, "From 'hello'
you can tell all this?"
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A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it
true that people can be taken apart like
machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear
such nonsense?" replied his mother. The young
boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking
to someone on the phone, and he said that
he screwed the ass off his secretary."
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't
wanted to have sex with him for the past 7
months. The physician tells the man to
bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
When the wife comes to office, the doctor
asks her why doesn't she want to have sex
with her husband any more. "For the last
7 months," the wife replies,
"every morning I take a cab to work.
I don't make much money and my husband
doesn't give more than bus fare, so the
cab driver always asks me, 'So
are you going to pay today or what?'
I always give him an 'or what'. That
makes me late for work. I'm late, so the boss asks
me, 'So are we going to dock your salary,
or what?' That's another 'or what.'
On the way home, I take the cab and again I
don't have any money so the cab driver asks
me, 'So are you goingto pay this time or
what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'.
So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm
all tired out and I don't want sex any more."
The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he
says, "are we going to
tell your husband or what?"
BUFFALO BILL
How to think like a woman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83106.htm
How to wash your cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83107.htm
Movie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhkji.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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