THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Remember that the best relationship is one
in which your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was sitting at my puter eating bfast, a good
ole bowl of Captain Crunch cereal. If I sit at the table
when she eats before she goes to work, then I get a
lecture about eating healthy. So, I feed the cheerios
she bought me to Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat,
after she leaves. Then, I eat the good stuff that
I am hiding in my office. Anyways, my eyes fell
upon a news article on yahoo about changing eating habits.
Some things are passing and fading away.
Specifically, they were referring to the demise of RTE bfasts.
(ready to eat breakfast).
Ultimately, you know what that means? BREAKFAST CEREALS!
and the bad part of that ? NO MORE CAPTAIN CRUNCH !!!!!!!!
OMG, and other sugary repasts that we grew up with, u know,
Sugar Pops, and etc. Talk about being devasted with
the news? Yep, seems these days mothers are concerned
about eating HEALTHY of all things. GEEZE, talk about
silliness! You mean to tell me there is too much sugar
and bad cholesteral thingies lurking in the depths of all them
boxes? The kicker? them red and blue things might be sugar coated
flavoring instead of fruits and such??? It
used to be that was the best part, But, all I
ever found in the bottom of a box was a toy. which does
not happen any more, but that is another story. I'm
sure momma was wrong when she warned me about the bad stuff.
Don't worry about a lotta people losing jobs tho when places
like Kellogs and General Mills quit producing. See, these
folks got it all figgered out. They're the ones probably
who are making the energy drinks your kids are sucking up,
and they probably own a controlling interest in the factories
that produce their a.d.h.d. attention deficit meds
you're buyin for them:) And they got us all worryin
bout how healthy RTE breakfasts are.GO FIGGER:)
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
excuse me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l071.html
memory lane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l072.html
not one of mine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l073.html
better economy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l074.html
important lessons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l075.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
nice save
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1115.html
Hysterical bubbles! (original) - laughing baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1116.html
An unusual crash for two race bikes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1117.html
Gotta Share! The Musical
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1118.html
Bill Maher: The Weinerlogues with Jane Lynch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1119.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd715.html
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African
jungle, were discussing their expedition.
"I came here," said one, "because the urge to
travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and
the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made
me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new
horizons and hear the flutter of birds that never
had been seen by man. I wanted to leave my
footprints on sand unmarked before I came. In
short, I wanted to see nature in the raw.
What about you?""I came," the second man replied,
"because my son was taking saxophone lessons."
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"Doctor, Doctor! You've gotta help me!" cried the
scared woman. "I have a piece of lettuce stuck in my ear!"
"That looks nasty," commented the nurse.
"Nasty?" replied the doctor. "You haven't seen anything yet."
"What do you mean?" asked the nurse and alarmed patient, in unison.
"This is just the tip of the iceberg!" replied the doctor.
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A man decides to take his dog to a talent agency
because he swears his dog can talk. The agent decides
to interview the dog and it goes something like this...........
Agent: What's on top of your house?
Dog: ROOF
Agent: What's the outer layer of a tree?
Dog: BARK
Agent: Who was the greatest baseball Player?
Dog: RUTH
The agent exclaims: This is ridiculous... And sends them away.
When they get outside the dog looks up to his owner and says
...... What? Should I have said DiMaggio?
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A guy meets a cute girl at a bar and strikes up a
conversation. Many drinks and a long enjoyable evening
later, he asks her to come back to his apartment.
In no time, they are in the throws of passion, tearing
off each others' clothes. His manhood at full attention,
he has just her socks and panties to go before
reaching the promised land.When he pulls off her
socks he realizes that she is missing all 10 toes.
She explains that she lost them after having been
unprotected in freezing weather, and they were amputated
due to frostbite. This immediately causes him to lose
his erection and to have no desire to continue with his
love making. No longer the least bit interested in
continuing, he apologizes to her and rushes to get her
dressed and out of his house.
As she was a real beauty and he couldn't wait to mount
her, the event really bothers him so he visits his
doctor and relates what happened.Upon finishing his
story, the doctor pats him on the shoulder and says
"Nothing to fret about. It just appears that
you are lack toes intolerant."
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BUFFALO BILL
Bob & Tom Around The World Series
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8293.htm
Boob Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8294.htm
Borrowing The Old Mans Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8295.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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