THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Life is not the way it's supposed to be...
It is the way it is.
The way we cope with it,
is what makes the difference.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, another politician bites the dust
in a sex scandal. Um, u believe that
garbage that good ole Tony the WEENIE
says, "Well I never slept with any of
em 6 wimmin, only sent em dirty pictures of
myself."? What was that? oh yeah...
"I did not sex with that woman."
sorta comes to mind, don't it? Or maybe
some of us babyboomers may remember
a somewhat more notoriously famous
statement: "I am not a crook."
We Americans have become desensitised
so much by our politicians' affairs, they
no longer seem to bother anybody.
Certainly it is true that in most cases,
these affairs won't affect how they carry
out their office duties. It would be nice
tho, if the folks we elected had at least
a little morale fiber. That way, they would
not have to waste so much time explaining
to the public and apologizing to their wives.
They might be a little more affective at
work. Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what did I forget
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Obama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l067.html
in trade
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Barney
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l069.html
the big question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
just good ole boys havin fun an showin off
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at the carnival
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1094.html
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power point display
put the glass down
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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled
over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.
When the officer approached the driver, the man
behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's
license, insurance card and
a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents,
looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP.
Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357
handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at the driver and asked,
"Anything else?" "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg
500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or
from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't,
so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying
quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and
calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing!"
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The rescue squad was called to the home of an
elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the
gentleman had. When the squad got there it was
too late, the man had died. While consoling the
wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was
a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man
had suffered and if anything had precipitated the
heart attack. The lady replied, Well, we were in the
bed making love and he started moaning and groaning
and thrashing around the bed, panting and sweating.
I thought he was coming, but I guess he
was going.
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A really, really fat man got out of the shower
at the health club.
A second man said, Gee, you're fat.
The fat man said, Yeah.
The second man asked, How long has it
been since you've seen your dick?
The fat man answered, Long time.
The second man asked, Why don't you diet?
The fat man asks, Why? What color is it now
BUFFALO BILL
Not Just A Human Problem
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Both Ways Barack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012108.htm
Bowl
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012109.htm
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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