THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul and sings the
tunes without the words and never stops at all.
~Emily Dickinson
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We started another remodling project here on the old homestead.
My son's room is just a walkin attic for the most part. Way back about
25 years ago we hung some paneling on the rafters, threw down a couple
of carpet remnants on the old beat up floor, and that was it. I have been
famous for projects I have started that stretch out forever. Some of you
long time readers may remember the time I remodled the bathroom. This time
its a little different. Since health does not allow me to be as active as I
once was in such things, I have the neighbor helping me. He came over and gutted
the thing yesterday and hauled up sheetrock to hang. I just watched. seemed
a little strange to be doing nothing and looking on. We are going to turn it
into a nice dormer bedroom. its been long over due. Hopefully he will be over
in the next day or so to start hanging the stuff.
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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No bailout funds were used to design or produce this revolutionary new car..
I have placed a deposit with my local Ford dealer and am anxiously awaiting
the arrival of my new Ford...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
for those drinking...
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father image
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bad parenting
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Bernard's viewing
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doc says
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stupid
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hey dude
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dogs and cats
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ugly mole
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disappointing for Bob
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to understand
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brother Dominick
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
pizza twirl
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police chase
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balloon eater
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a morning woody
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getting rid of an unwanted pest
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pay attention
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my last day at home depot
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dreamer
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the low cut dress
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Alvin and the chipmunks
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INTERESTING STUFF
popular photographs
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biggest food product duds of all time
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Muslim demographics
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John Murtha airport
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a free house
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The Stroll-by the Diamonds
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My Favorite Blonde Inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A "How To Read" book
5) Inflatable dartboard
6) A dictionary index
7) Eject seat for a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) The water-proof tea bag
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The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench.
"Your Honor," said one, "I object because my
distinguished colleague Smith was badgering the
witness. It is obvious he has never heard of the
Bill of Rights."
"Rubbish!" snapped the other lawyer. "I happen to
know the Bill of Rights by heart."
"Do you now? Well, I have a hundred dollars that
says you can't even tell me the first few words."
The second lawyer accepted the challenge and
began, "I pledge allegiance to the flag ..."
"Damn," the first lawyer interrupted, fishing the
money from his pocket, "I didn't think you'd know it."
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The wondrously stacked blonde appeared at her
door in a strapless evening gown that defied
gravity."Terrific!" said her admiring escort.
"I don't see what holds that dress up!"
"Play your cards right, dear, and you will," she murmured.
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A man goes to his golf club and, hearing that his regular
caddy will not be in that day, hires another caddy.
The day goes along pretty
well and the new caddy seems quite knowledgeable.
Upon arriving at the 9th fairway, that has always been
particularly tricky for the golfer, the man turns to the boy and asks, "Which
club do you think I should use for this shot?" The caddy says,
"Sir, I know this golf course very well. The best club for this
fairway is the five iron." The golfer gets out his five iron,
lines up his shot, and hits the ball. He smacks it really hard
and it veers way off to the right where his wife happens to be standing.
It hits her in the head and she is killed instantly.
Months go by after his wife's funeral, and the man still can't think
about golf. But after a year, he thinks, "I really loved the game. I
shouldn't let it go out of my life. It was a freak accident. The game
gave me such joy, I should at least try to play once more and
see how it feels." He goes back to the golf course, and as luck would
have it, he gets the same caddy as last time. When they get to the 9th
fair- way, he turns to his caddy and says, "Which club do you think I should use?"
The caddy says, "Sir, I know this golf course very well. The best club for
this fairway is still the five iron."
The man turns to the caddy and shouts, "You idiot! When I played here a
year ago and you told me to use the five iron, I completely
missed the green!"
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all
the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading
suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in
the woods.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't
catch anything. The same thing happens on the
second day, and on the third day. It goes on like
this until finally, on the last day of their
vacation, one of the rednecks finally catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you
realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost
us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Judy took her seat on opening day of her college
class. The young man behind her tapped her on the
shoulder and said, "What are you doing, wearing a
football jersey?"
She replied, "Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?"
He said, "You're not supposed to wear it unless you've made the team."
"Oh," she replied, "Who did I miss?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Stripper Strike
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Billy's Plan
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Coke Job
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SYDESKOKE LIST
Redneck Faucet
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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Not For The Kids
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Age of War
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Cowboy School
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Moose Crash
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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