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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is nice to be back after our trip back home for Easter.
Its about a 500 and some mile drive. When we started out Friday
morning, I stopped at McDonalds just before leaving Michigan and
bought me a coffee. When travelling like this, she and I will normally
just pack a cooler and eat sammiches and what not along the way. But,
coffee, that's another story. You pay for the first cup. and a couple
hrs later its time for another, right? I just find another Mickey Ds,
carry my empty cup in with me, and ask for a refill:) did that several
times going out and several times coming back. HEHEh...what can I say,
I am a cheap skate. Walked up town with mama on Sunday morning to the
old Baptist church. The stain glass winders are still just as beautiful
as they always were. And old Mrs. Brown may not play the pipe organ no more,
she's long dead and buried at the cemetary. But songs like "The Old rugged
cross", and "Power in the blood" still kinda brought a little tear to my eye.
Main street ain't much different than when I was a kid. The town still
don't have a street light. Surprise, they did build a new Walmart out
on the highway. Probably the most noticable change tho, main street
ain't gravel any more. They paved main street a few years back.
But I got to see all my kin and Easter ham tasted wonderful and even at
age 83 moma is still the best cook that ever walked the face of the earth:
Yeah, I like Easter holiday.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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a new car
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lunchtime
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your hat
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how much is that?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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road rage
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IKEA
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super cop
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A busty young thang was trying on an EXTREMELY low cut dress. As she
studied herself in the mirror, she asked the sales lady if she thought
it was too low cut.
"Do you have hair on your tummy?" she asked.
"No -- certainly NOT!!!" came the response.
"Then it's too low cut," said the sales lady.
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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor
who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him
on his rounds so the community could become used to him.
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my
stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the
fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if
that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman.
How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor
in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels
in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the
next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a
younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she
once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger
doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly
correct, but how did you arrive at it?"
"Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and
when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
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Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.
Jill: Why do you say that?
Mary: He came into the bedroom one night
holding a jalapeño pepper in his hand. I said,
"Why in hell did you bring that pepper to the
bedroom?"
Jill: Well, what did he say?
Mary: He said, "You told me that we needed to spice up our love life!"
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Paddy and Murphy were in a pub yesterday, St.
Patrick's day, getting really plastered and
talking bar talk.
Paddy looks meditatively at the ice cubes
floating in his whiskey & tonic and says, "You
know, lions have sex 10 or 15 times every night."
Murphy slams his fist on the bar in disgust. "Is
that right? Damn, and I just joined the Elks."
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Judy called the police. "My next door neighbor is
exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's
just standing there, big as you please, taking a
shower with his window shades up!"
The squad car arrived immediately to catch the
evil culprit in the act. She led the cop into her
bedroom and pointed out her window. "See what I
mean, officer."
The policeman scratched his head and said,
"Ma'am, I can only see the top of his head."
Judy: "Fool, just put a chair on that dresser over there and stand on that!"
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Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that
her dog, Bo, was lost.
The officer suggested that she put an ad in the paper.
The blonde replied, "Well, I almost did that but at the last second I
decided against it."
"Why did you decide against it?" asked the officer.
"I remembered that my dear little Bo can't read," answered the sobbing
blonde.
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Wild Boar Hunter
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Johnny Appleseed
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Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon
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SYDESJOKES LIST
How Thoughtful
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Hidden Jobs Part #2 - Pedestrians Traffic Light
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BUFFALO Bill
Nudist Colony
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Piggy Models
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Good Wifes Guide
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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