Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Had a few errands to run yesterday, so I stopped at Ace Hardware and
picked up a 32 gallon trash can to replace one that is starting to
look a little ragged. I brought it in the house and Sandy painted
our
name and address on it and left it sitting in my office to be put
out
today. I got up this morning and the cover was in the kitchen and
in the trash can was Eva playing. On a Barbie folding chair about 3
feet away was her two bears. I have no idea how she got in it or
what she was doing but she had an audience and perhaps those bear
bears put her up to it. They will get you in trouble like that.
I also had to stop at an office located in the old Catholic school
yesterday and as I walked out I noticed that a section of the
sidewalk angled up like a wheelchair ramp perpendicular to the
sidewalk and had yellow stripes on each side of it. The ramp ended
at a tree stump and I sat there for a minute pondering why anyone
would make a ramp leading to a tree and then I realized that the
roots from the tree had lifted the sidewalk like that and someone
had painted the yellow lines so no one would trip over it. It was
amusing thinking of someone in a wheelchair or on a skateboard
getting a four foot run into a tree or maybe it was on of those
nature, " Have you hugged a tree today?" things.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1581
Sleeping Arrangements Revised
BJ: Okay we need to talk about the sleeping rules.
Katie: Okay here is what I want...
BJ: Whoa...First let me state what is going on and what is wrong.
First Katie is sleeping under the covers by my feet. The problem
will be as summer gets here...ticks. So I need to check you out
Katie before you
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Katie: Growl.
BJ: Second problem is Sandi you are sleeping East and West across
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back to me.
Sandi: Okay Daddy, I can do that.
BJ: Alas, poor Rudy. You have permission to sleep in my bed you
know. You only sleep there about once a month.
Rudy: It is too hot. I sleep only next to you when I want to. The
rest of the time I am fine standing guard on the floor by the bed.
BJ: You sure?
Rudy: I am sure. I keep the monsters out.
Katie: There are no monsters Rudy.
Rudy: See, I keep them out.
BJ: Okay, I guess we are set. Now the next deal is if we have a
storm and Diana sleeps downstairs. You guys have to sleep on your
doggie beds.
Rudy: A-Roooo!
Katie: Whine!
Sandi: Sniff!
BJ: It will be okay guys. Gee what have I created.
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