THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The superior man thinks always of virtue;
the common man thinks of comfort.
- Confucius
Do you prefer to chew Orbits or Trident gum?
Just give us your opinion for your free* $50 Visa gift card!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/8555.html
Economic woes got you talkin'? Get paid to express your opinion! Tell us if you
think the stimulus package will improve the economy and you'll receive a FREE $100 Visa(R)
gift card!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/8803.html
Attention gamers! Don't miss your chance to test and keep the NEW Nintendo(R) DS(TM)i
for FREE! It comes in two different colors, blue or black and is equipped
with dual cameras, a 3.25" touchscreen, the new DS(TM)i online shop, built-in
web browsers and more! Be apart of the phenomenon! Learn how you can test and
keep the new Nintendo(R) DS(TM)i by visiting below!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/8684.html
Don't waste another day trying to find that special someone online.
Discover where local professional singles meet who want a lasting
relationship and not just a casual date. You can make love happen
after 40.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/8610.html
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
While on our travels yesterday around here and there, we picked up our
new glasses that we had ordered at the optomistrist. I ordered the very
basic, no anti glare. no scratch proof. Only thing I spent that was not
covered by the insurance was progressive bifocals. I never could get used
to that silly line in the middle of my sight. So, they didn't cost me much
out of pocket and one thing I noticed immediately: these things are much
easier to keep clean. Not sure if that is because of the type of glass they
are or what ... I know I like them tho. while out and about, I took the war
department over to the Fleetwood Grill. That is a restaurant unlike any other
in town. It is done up to a fifties decor with oldies music playing over the
intercom and the traditional black and white tiles, etc. But it has an
interesting twist because it also specializes in a page of Greek dishes on its
menu. Where can you find any 50s diner in the US that also handles Greek food?
Go figure. I'm not fond of Greek but I did eat a little baklava. I doubt that
Baklava is truly Greek, but I do know it was good.
They also have a dish they call "hippy hash." Its sortof like hash brown potatoes
served up with bell peppers, onions, mushrooms and a couple other unidentifiable
ingrediants. and its wonderful! For the main course, they served me Chicken
fried steak and it was good enough to make even a southern boy smile. So if you
are ever in West Michigan, be sure to look up the Fleetwood diner!
Oh and by the way, I stopped by the Goodwill store and found a nice piece of
Burbur carpet remnant, 20 bux. Fits real nice under my desk on the laminated floor.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
___________
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter
nights lying by the fire.. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand.. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
THE COMICS
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y031.html
funny story
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y032.html
use a condom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y033.html
the doctor says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y034.html
ouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y035.html
king of the jungle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y036.html
oh my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y037.html
dog sculpures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y038.html
too stupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y039.html
take it from me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y040.html
____________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
jsmmin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5337.html
crossin the barrier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5338.html
Coke light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5339.html
3 wishes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5340.html
Ford Mustang
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5341.html
mouse hunters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5342.html
snickers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5343.html
star wars-no smoking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5344.html
cat attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5345.html
____________
The woman asked Ole the pharmacist. "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yep", Ole says.
"Does it work like the ads say it does?"
"Yep", says Ole
"Can you get it over the counter?"
Ole says, "I can if I take two".
___________
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that
when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized
that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"
The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and
pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!" With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue..."
____________
A man had a gopher in his yard. He wanted to get rid of it, andasked an
exterminator for his opinion. "I suggest the four-day process,"
the exterminator said. "How does it work?" "Simple," the exterminator said.
"For three mornings you drop an apple and a cookie down thegopher's hole.
On the fourth morning you drop in an apple.Then you wait 10 minutes."
"And?" "And," the exterminator explained, "when the gopher pokes hishead up
and says, "Where's the cookie?' you clobberhim."
_____________
This guy is really into blow up dolls and calls his mail order
supplier and says he wants something absolutely realistic.
The supplier says, "I have just the thing, 'Life-like Tina'.
She's expensive but so realistic you can't tell the difference!"
The guy orders one.
Meanwhile the supplier is looking at the box and cannot believe
how realistic 'Life-like Tina' looks, so he decides to blow it
up. Once inflated he gets really turned on and thinks, "What the hell!"
and has sex with the doll. Washing it afterwards, he
neatly packages it and sends it out to the guy.
A month later the guy calls up, "You know that 'Life-like Tina'
blow up doll you sent me? I cannot tell you how happy I am."
Supplier, "That's great!"
Guy, "Yeah, it's a totally believable experience."
Supplier, "Realistic then?"
Guy, "So realistic... I got syphilis "
______________
A man in a bar, after several drinks, began bragging that he could identify
any type of wood by its smell only. The patrons of the bar decided to test him.
The man was blindfolded and presented with several pieces of wood.
First they tried maple. He smelled it and said, "That's maple."
They then tried ebony, he again smelled it and named the wood correctly.
He did this with every piece of wood they brought before him.
The bartender then got an idea to trick him. And they took one of the waitresses
and put her crotch up to his nose. He sniffed for a while. "Boy," he said
"this is difficult. Flip that board over and let me smell the other side."
They took the waitress and put her ass near his nose.
He took a big whiff, started to smile and said, "You guys can't fool me!
That is the shithouse door from a tuna boat."
___________
This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no
Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted
guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a
handsome dark young man taking a morning swim. When he got to
shore and stood up the explorer couldn't help but notice the size
of his penis. The young man had the longest, thickest penis he
had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his
guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of
the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be this size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get
very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his
return. "He said, 'Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'"
____________
BUFFALO Bill
Your Side Of The family
http://www.buffaloschips.com/72214.htm
Lake Delton Break To WI River
http://www.buffaloschips.com/72215.htm
Baby Panda Sneeze
http://www.buffaloschips.com/72216.htm
____________
SYDESJOKES LIST
Labor Day
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001558.html
How To Marshall Jets Brit Style
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001559.html
_________
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Bricks Breaking Hex
http://tinyurl.com/c478fb
3D Swat
http://tinyurl.com/cre3dg
BMW Drift
http://tinyurl.com/7s3y7z
________________
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment