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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I got really frustrated the other day. My wife went to one of those women's
expo thingies. That in itself is no big problem. But unfortunately, (and why
she did it, I have no idea, you would have to ask her)She signed up for a ton
of different stuff there. Consequently, it never fails. I start to take my
middle of the morning nap with Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat.
The phone rings. "This is so and so. I talked to Chris
during the womens' expo and I blah blah blah..." She does not always consider
the fact that I am home all day and now I'm the one answering the phones
for calls from everything from free siding estimates, to life insurance
offers and yadda yadda. The biggest kick I got out of it was when she signed
up for a "free membership" to Match Maker International, for our single daughter.
I teased her quite a bit about a dating service calling her, but she didn't
seem to appreciate the humor that much. I told her that a Woman is a lot like
a telephone: she likes to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected..
She didn't see it that way:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to
discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the
programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering
from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue."
Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."
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BIG BOOBS VS. LITTLE BOOBS Women with Big Boobs...
women with big boobs
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...have men give them the best seats on a bus
...have a neat place to carry spare change.
...have always been the center of the arts (art)
...make jogging a spectator sport
...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
...usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
...can always carry a little extra cash
...always float better
...know where to look first for lost earrings
...rarely lack for a slow dance partner
...have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
...never have to buy a car with airbags
...have a place to carry a extra drink
wheras,
Women with Little boobs
...don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
...always look younger
...find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
...can always see their toes and shoes
...can sleep on their stomachs
...have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
...know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
...know that everything more than a handful is wasted
...can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
...can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
...never be accused of having implants.
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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my
Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a
forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to
withhold 10 percent of Uncle Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.
"How much will it cost?" asked my uncle.
"About $4,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed Uncle Joe. "I've finally got job
security!"
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Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a
redhead. To the blonde he said,
'I am the President of the United States.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead
Her reply was,
'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my
pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the
times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas,
keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you
have retirees, then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can't find any
green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the
catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and deter-
mines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the
pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you
want green golf balls?"
"Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to
find in the sand traps!"
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John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter,"
he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say, 'well done'?"
"Oh, thank you, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get
a compliment."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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