THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Apparently I spoke too soon the other day. I figgered that while it
might be a little cool, I could pretty much rely on the motorcycle
to transport my body around because winter, I thought, was pretty well
over. Wrong.!!! The weather man tells us that there is a big spring
snow storm moving in to wonderful West Michigan, starting this afternoon.
Old man winter does not want to let go. Guess I will be driving the
Crown Victoria for a few more days yet.
Did you hear the news? President Obama issued some severe rebukes
to the big three auto makers the other day regarding their restructuring
programs. He said that Chrysler and Ford were not doing enough to merit
another bailout loan. However, he has approved a restructuring loan for
General motors after it has agreed to change its name and logo:
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In other news, President Obama was largely ineffective in achieving his
goals during his trip to Europe this last week. He failed to encourage
other nations to be more active in their own stimulus packages. He also
failed in recruiting more promises to send more trips to Afghanistan.
A mere token 5,000 troups has been comitted,
He has returned to American soil this week to deal with the recent
gun violence that has been plaguing the nation. He is meeting with his
cabinet to discuss tighter gun controls.
Republicans, in answer to the challenge, have drafted gun control legislation
of their own. The gun dealer must inquire as to whether the buyer voted
for Obama and if so, must sell him a new gun designed for liberals
They anticipate great success in states like New Hampshire, Conn,
New York, and California
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
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one of those days
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honey, you're making them nervous
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digital services
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the blonde
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rich
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adidas
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guitar solo
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a good bj
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
do you know who I am?
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the tarantual:animal planet
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taps
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direct insurance
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beakfast in San Fran Sisco
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farts make him angry
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Afganistan
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Billy Mays and president Obama
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Space shuttle Discovery
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my name is Caroline
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Tommy's window slide show
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Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister,
Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass
through his system in a day or two."
"How will I be sure?" she pressed.
"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator.
When he falls off, you'll know."
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A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue.
Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that
he had overlooked the first notice.
"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We
have found that the second notices are more effective."
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When he arrived at work one morning, the mechanic at the local service
station noticed that a customer's car, which had been parked outside overnight,
was damaged. The driver's window was broken, the door unlocked, the steering
column broken open. The would-be thieves had done all the right things to
hot-wire the car, except one: They hadn't checked the engine, which was inside
the garage being rebuilt.
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Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch
me embarrass a man into giving me his seat." Pushing her way through the
crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might
embarrass easily. "My dear Mr. Wilson," she gushed, "fancy meeting you here
on the bus. Am I glad to see you! Why you're almost a stranger. My, but I'm tired!"
The sedate gent looked up at the girl. He had never seen her before but he rose
and said pleasantly, "Sit down, Mary, my girl. It isn't often I see you on
washday. No wonder you're tired. Being pregnant isn't easy. By the way, don't
deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is going to the District Attorney's
office to see whether or not she can get your husband out of jail."
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A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed $4.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" said the customer.
"Okay," said the bartender. "If you say you paid, you did."
The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn't keep track
of his customers' bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it
came time to pay, he pulled the same stunt.
The barkeep replied, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get
free drinks. The man hurried into the bar and began to drink highballs when, suddenly,
the bartender leaned over and said, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight.
Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next
guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responded. "Just give me my
change and I'll be on my way."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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