Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Yesterday I included a joke in the clean chips regarding Canadian
Tech Support and a misunderstanding over Control A and Control
Eh. David Tanner sent the following
Hello Buff A. Lo, (Is that Vietnamese or Cambodian, eh?)
I enjoy your ezine daily and often pass on parts to friends,
acquaintances (don't have any enemies to email)
Re: the Canadian Chips in current issue:
Somewhere back in time, the school bought a video camera and the
principal thought it would be great to have teachers video tape a
lesson for purposes of getting a sample to critique for self
evaluation.
"Fine with me", I thought (having no faults that I could imagine).
Until this time many people thought Canehjuns used the "eh" word
frequently, but I didn't really believe that and I knew I didn't
subscribe to the practice!
Well I taped a lesson from the back of the classroom... you guessed
it, eh? Twenty minutes of masterful work.
I took it to a secure location to view it (the staff room).
As well as the "ums", "uhs" and pregnant pauses, there were plenty
of "ehs" sprinkled throughout my presentation.
I couldn't believe that Sony could do this to me, with a Betamax, no
less, eh?
That sure taught me a lesson in grammar as well as humility.
The class and I set up a system to "Ban the Eh-word" and didn't it
work? Eh?
Sincere thanks and keep up the good work,
David E. Tanner, M.Ed.
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I live in a border town with a 100,000 Canadians 5 minutes away. I
have always heard that Canadians say eh, are very polite, and don't
know how to drive. Although I know a few Canadians that fit into
each of those groups, I also know a lot of Americans that fit into
those groups too. In fact I never heard a Canadian say eh till I
started talking to truck drivers on the CB. I guess the best way to
decide up here is to see if he has Ontario License Plates but
with the number of people with dual citizenship even that isn't
always accurate.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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