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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
11:00pm...war department announces she is going to bed.
11:15pm...I started getting ready for bed, IE, took
the dog out. brushed my teeth, took my pills etc.
11:20pm...Went to bed. Figgered the war department would be along
in about five minutes or so.
11:30pm...War department crawls into bed.
11:31pm...I mumble some sortof acknowledgment about what she is
saying and slowly drift off to la la land.
11:35pm...I am awakened by a harsh tone of voice "Are you SLEEPING?"
11:36pm...I reply, "Isn't that what you are supposed to do when you
crawl in bed?"
11:45pm...I find myself on the couch, wondering what I did.
(memo to self: never fall asleep while war department is speaking!)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
inexperience
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read the label
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what the truth is
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repeat after me
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donkey farms
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at the monkey cage
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how appropriate
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casual dress day
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in the x ray room
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too much tv
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The funeral of Lucky the goldfish
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The Beatles
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an afternoon ride
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Bugs bunny
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the kind of car you drive
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waxing
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bugs bunny
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Monty Python's flying circus
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INTERESTING STUFF
US workers
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Dominos greatest employees
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paper or plastic
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the plot against Castro
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don't look down
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hey dad, aren't you curious why your daughter wanted
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the swimmer
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cartoons
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from the people of Russia
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remember
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A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic. Wow!", I said; "I don't know if I could keep pace with
you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a
few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.
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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said,
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself
how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said,
"My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only
a mistake."
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There was a couple who were big over-spenders.
They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save
any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex,
they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.
After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream
vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said:
"Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see
tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."
The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"
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Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he
hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that
when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
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Joe was telling his buddy Jack about a recent diagnosis of his high blood pressure.
"The doctors told me to quit eating red meat," Joe said, "Well, did you quit,"
asked Jack. Joe replied, "Sure did. You think I'm a dummy or something? I haven't
had a drop of ketchup on my hamburgers since!"
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SYDESJOKES LIST
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Lesbians Turn Bisexual
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BUFFALO Bill
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Billy's Plan
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Coke Job
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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