Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The Dairy Queen has been open for several weeks but this was my
first chance to stop there. Got a quart of chocolate and a quart of
vanilla and had Sandy fix some cones for everyone. Unless you load
everyone in the car and go, quarts are the only way to do it because
cones melt so quickly. I love soft serve ice cream. It is so smooth
without adding all of the cream like expensive ice cream. Of course
it is probably a huge dose of algae or something that makes it
smooth
but I don't care.
Newsmax had this article:
1. Big Bottoms Are Good for Health
One question a man hates to be asked is, "Does my butt look too big
in this?" But researchers suggest the healthy answer could be "yes."
They believe that the type of fat women hate, the kind that collects
around the hips, may offer health benefits including helping protect
women against Type 2 diabetes.
The type of fat that accumulates under the skin — called
subcutaneous fat — may improve sensitivity to insulin, which
regulates levels of blood sugar and may protect people against
developing diabetes. So, a generous bottom may mean a lower risk of
developing diabetes. In addition, the fat around bottoms may also
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negative effects caused by abdominal fat (also known as visceral
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Scientists at Harvard Medical School found even more good news for
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it was the kind of fat that was the most important variable," said
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So guys you can use a new answer like, " Dear you look so healthy
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Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Sherry: Oh, I just don't know!
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Sherry: I am. This is to help pay for college.
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Sherry: I'm a telemarketer.
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Sherry: Why?
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Sherry: But you can't do that!
Me: I sure can, I'm giving this prize to the next caller.
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Short Chips
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Shloyme Seltzer had become rich and wanted to show off,
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1563
Memories --- School
Diana: I am glad you are taking Katie to Dog Obedience School, she
really needs it.
BJ: Yeah, well we will see you later.
They are gone for hours and at the class the 'expert' is marveled at
how well Katie learns to: sit, stay, lay down, and follow all the
commands perfectly. Katie graduates at the top of the class.
Later at home...
BJ: Diana watch this. Katie, sit.
Diana: Why is she walking away?
BJ: Katie, lay down. Don't ignore me...come back...
The Care and Feeding of Humans by Katie Kassity
Bi-peds need to understand that we are a family. We must work
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My union card says I have to do certain functions like protect the
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