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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Sundance film festival announced a new release
yesterday of I.O.U.S.A.
The movie is sure to make a big hit at the box
office. Critics hale the new picture as
"a film that tells it like it is"
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THE COMICS
the merry men
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the Davises
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John-come in
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whatchoo be lookin at bitch?
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if I were you
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had I known
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your mother
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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stupid
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spiritual intervention
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ice fishing
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Lucy
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get in shape
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kitty scores
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INTERESTING STUFF
terrorist compounds on our own soil
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3 stooges
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duck job
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one cold morning
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The judge passed the bailiff a note: "Blind on right side may be
falling. Please call someone."
The bailiff rushed out of the room. Minutes later the paramedics
arrived asking for the stroke victim.
Pointing to a sagging Venetian blind on the right side of the room the
judge said to the bailiff "I was thinking someone from building maintenance ..."
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This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. If you don't believe
it, just try this-
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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The economy is so bad:
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
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Jill: I had to break up with my boyfriend... . I caught him lying.
Mary: Isn't that a bit overboard Jill? At least give him a chance to explain.
Jill: Oh no, I caught him lying.....in bed and on top of another woman.
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The husband was perusing a detailed sex manual, and his wife
asked him why. He replied that he was tired of being in the same old rut.
"But I don't understand," she protested. "I thought we had a very good sex life."
"Well," replied the husband, "let me put it to you another way."
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A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured girl.
Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts
without touching her clothes.
Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet.
He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.
With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes!"
He replied, "Damn, I owe you a dollar."
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An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also
staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her, and
after a while he says
he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes
on a day trip they both stay behind at
the home and get down to it.
The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made
love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her. He agrees and
goes for it.After about 30 secs. he comes back up and says that he is sorry but
it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells him that it
must be the arthritis. He looks and her confused and states that surely you can't
get arthritis down there, and even if you could it wouldn't cause that smell.
She says "No, it's the arthritis in my shoulder. It's been six years since I've
been able to wipe my ass."
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PAPA THORN
Well....HI there!
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Not always what it seems...
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Art
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Bush
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Cupid's mistake
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Curly
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Deers Fighting
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BUFFALO Bill
Farmers 3 Daughters
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Fire Hose Rodeo
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Gym Prank 1
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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