Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva spent Tues. night over here. She fell asleep early and Buffy
had things to do so we just let her sleep. I was up at 0430 working
on the lists and Eva woke up and came over and sat with me while
I was working so I turned the TV on to the pre-school channel
Noggin and we sat and watched kid's shows as I worked just like
we used to last summer. Gulla Gulla Island was on, a story about
a South Carolina town with a puppet figure named Binya Binya
Polliwog. Binya looks like a person sized yellow frog.
Anyhow, last night Buffy and Eva were both feeling bad yesterday
and they had spent most of the day sleeping. They stopped by
late after I got home from TOPS and we all ended up wide awake
at 0500 watching Gulla Gulla Island which Buffy had never seen
before. When Binya came on, Buffy asked, " What the heck is that?"
I told her it was Binya the Polliwog. She wanted to know why it was
yellow, so I told her, Binya has jaundice and when it grows up it
will
probably croak.
Hey what do you expect at 0500, intelligent conversation?
Have a great weekend ... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1560
More Memories - Katie
Diana and BJ are taking Katie with them on a trip. Katie always
comes when called. They are in Eureka Springs and it is early am.
BJ: I will let Katie out so she can go to the bathroom then we
can be on our way. It should not take her but a few minutes.
Diana: Okay, I will pack our stuff and put it in the car.
Katie: I shall be but a few minutes father.
Zoom!
BJ goes outside to watch Katie. She runs down the hill and up
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BJ: Come on Katie....Katie.
Katie continues to run and run and run up and down the hills.
Diana: The car is packed and I am ready for breakfast.
BJ: We have a problem..
The Care and Feeding of Humans by Katie Kassity
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