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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
From the Archives as I am still trying to get my butt and brain
moving after a dose of Nyquil last night.
Today is Easter and I have been sitting here in the
time machine of my mind reminiscing on Easter as a
child many years ago. My grandmother on my father's
side would have been up hours ago and in the darkness
would have went to our flowing well and collected water
which she kept around for the year. Supposedly the water
from Easter morning before the sun came up was all Holy
Water and didn't require blessing. Perhaps it was true
and perhaps it was faith in her religion that made the
water valuable.
Our maternal grandmother lived about seventy miles west
of us and it always was a treat to visit her and the
younger aunt and uncle and the one cousin that lived
there. We went up there one Easter and had to be back on
Sunday Evening so my dad could go to work the next day.
On the way back after Easter Dinner a blizzard hit. We
made it to several miles from our house and the car got
stuck in a huge snow drift. We walked a quarter-mile in
a wind that would take your breath a way to a friend's
house and after warming up they drove us home as our road
was lined with trees and the further you went the less
snow drifted.
When did you stop believing in the Easter Bunny? I was
a sophomore in High School before I was finally asked
to help dye eggs and found out he had help from my parents. When you
had a large family, secrets that big had to be kept from the older
ones or everyone would know. I really preferred the fantasy of the
Easter Bunny and Santa Claus and could have went into adulthood
never
knowing the difference. Some may think me gullible but
why wish to change something that is so comforting. Once
your childhood is gone there is no turning back and I fear
we ask our children to grow up when they are way too young.
Enjoy your family and the chips today.... buffalo
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Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1569
Camping Out -- Continued
Friday is here and BJ is setting up his pup tent.
Rudy: Seems kind of small Pops.
BJ: It will do. When we snuggle up it will keep us all warm.
Sandi: Did you bring the food?
BJ: Yes, I have it in my packpack. Once I finish the tent and
sleeping bag, I will fill your bowls.
Katie: How crude. I brought a tent, may I set it up next to yours
father?
BJ: Of course.
Rudy: No TV huh?
BJ: No.
Rudy: No Beer?
BJ: No.
Rudy: So what do we do for fun?
BJ: We talk.
Sandi: It will be fun Rudy.
Katie takes out her tent and presses a button and BOING! A huge
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Rudy: Now that's what I am talking about.
To be continued
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