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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Sorry for all of the late postings. I have been trying to shake the
latest cold that I thought was just sinuses till it got a good hold.
The bad part was it had me so stuffed up that I couldn't sleep
at night so I finally gave in and took Nyquil for the last two
nights
and managed to catch up on my sleep but it leaves me feeling
dragged out the next day. To get the Easter meal out of the way I
bought a spiral sliced ham and a variety of salads and rolls to go
along with it from the Deli. I didn't get an appetite going till
almost midnight so there is almost a whole baked ham in the
refrigerator. I am sure everyone will help finish it when we feel
better. Eva had a great Easter with three baskets and was on a sugar
high most of the day. We did manage to pull off an Easter
egg hunt for her and she helped her mom put stickers on all of the
eggs the night before and she sat here and listened to Jesus Christ
Superstar with me so she got something of the whole Easter
experience.

I want to congratulate our President and Navy for the recovery of
Captain Phillips from Somali Pirates. Perhaps the pirates may
want to start looking for a different job, one with death benefits.

Enjoy your chips and have a great day.... buffalo

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Disney Chips
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This just in:

Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow. Word on the
street
is that Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho,
Hi
Ho" in
the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Disney plans to remove all items, currently for sale, associated
with
this
movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.

Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton
radio show
to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling.

Jesse Jackson has not been contacted for comment on this. His office
stated
that he and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the
Bahamas .
However, people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being
scheduled at
Disney World.

Snow White could not be reached for comment.

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Skin Chips
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body
endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of e! uphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. IT IS
10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. Alot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ENJOY
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the
world nine times. Now the sex has! been sent to you. The "Hot Sex
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You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and
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This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
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Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not
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Barbie Chips
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Strap on Barbie: To be used with Butch Barbie.

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Crack Whore Barbie: Comes with track marks, cold sores, and matted
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The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
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good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
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super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well
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"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines sweet lady.
I had asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
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" She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
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Alligator Chips
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A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash. He walks
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You can't bring that alligator in here! It's a dangerous animal, and
you're scaring all of the patrons!" Sure enough. The man looked
around and noticed that everyone was standing on the tables, looking
very nervous. "But wait!" he cried. "This alligator is tame. It
wouldn't hurt anyone." However, the bartender is adamant. The man
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The man smiles, and leans over the alligator. "Ralph!" he shouts.
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"Ralph, open your mouth." BANG. BANG. BANG.

And the alligator opened its huge mouth wide, revealing row upon row
of gleaming white teeth. The man pulls out his penis, and lays it in
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As the man pummels the alligator on the head, the giant mouth slowly
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BANG. The alligator's mouth opens wide again.

"There," says the man to the crowd. "Now would anyone else like to
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your promise not to hit me on the head so hard."

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Random Chips
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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation.
Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few
years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago
you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got
pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue
got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if
Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me."

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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator
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They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that
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Jerking Off Chips
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THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF JERKING OFF!

Do jerk off as much as you like.

Don't worry you won't go blind from jerking off unless you shoot
sperm in your eye.

Do try to put yourself in an area where you won't be caught.

Do have a place to shoot your load already set up.

Do hide your spankerchief so no one can find it.

Do jerk off in the shower, as this will hide any and all evidence of
your perverted behavior.

Do drink cranberry juice as often as you can. This builds up your
sperm count incredibly!

Don't get sperm on yourself.

Don't shoot your load on a thick rug and then try to clean it up
with toilet paper.

Don't hold your load in as long as you can in hopes that you'll
shoot it across the room. This can cause irreversible damage to your
johnson.

Don't flex your legs too hard before you blow your load or you'll
get a cramp and ruin the moment.

Don't use your porn magazines as your spankerchief. That is future
jerk off material and if you spunk in it, you won't be able to use
it again!

Don't ever jerk off while taking a shit. That is fucking disgusting!

Don't attempt to stick your finger in your ass while jerking off.
That would make you gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Don't use Icy Hot for lubrication!

Don't, under any circumstances, try to shoot your load into your own
mouth! (unless you're gay then it's ok)

Don't participate in any group jerk off sessions or any circle jerk
events. If you do, don't get anyone else's sperm on you.

Heather

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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short 'en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

There once was a Playboy Bunny
Who had a pretty blond cunnie
She'd jump straight to bed
Her legs she would spread
With a cunt that tasted like honey
<Snagged by>
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Parting Chips
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Top Ten Signs Your Kid's School Is Too Crowded

10. Kid comes home happy saying, "I got to ride inside the bus
today!" 9. Principal sends you a warning -- he's not skipping class
enough 8. Teacher needs a U-Haul to bring home the book reports 7.
Losing 60 to 70 kids on class trip is considered "successful" 6.
School play is "The Ten Commandments"--there are enough kids to play
all 100,000 Hebrews 5. Class photo taken using government weather
satellite 4. The teacher calls out, "Gus Van Rauschenbach" and 17
kids say, "Here" 3. Last spring's school bake sale brought in one
and a quarter million 2. There's a waiting list to get your ass
kicked by the school bully 1. The kids actually outnumber the
roaches.

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Bonus Chip
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Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured one as a used
car salesman. He had no experience in this field but he figured he
could use the old sales pitch that the car was "like brand-new" and
had only been driven by a little old lady on Sundays.

He tried that approach on every prospective buyer but none seemed to
believe him and no sales were made that day. The following day he
decided to change his sales pitch and sure enough he sold three
cars. The manager of the used car dealership called him over and
asked what he had done to bring about all these sales.

Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my little old lady story, so
I told them that the car had previously been owned by a nymphomaniac
who only used the back seat."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1570

Kamping

Darkness falls..

BJ is in his pup tent with Sandi snuggled up.

BJ: I guess Katie and Rudy are still running around.

Sandi: I guess so. Could you hand me another potato chip daddy?

BJ: With dip?

Sandi: Naturally.

BJ: Here you go.

Munch munch...

BJ: It is late. Let's go outside and see if we can find this
rascals.

Sandi: Okay.

Outside they wander around to no avail.

BJ: Maybe they are in Katie's tent.

They enter Katie's tent and see the tent has carpeted floor, air
conditioning. Rudy is sitting in a recliner watching a 60" plasma TV
while Katie is lounging on a couch.

Rudy: Yeah, I can dig camping.

Katie rings a bell: Horace could you bring some more bubbly and
some caviar please.

Horace: Right away ma'am.

Katie: This is the life.

To be continued
The Herd in Guthrie



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