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One must always maintain one's connection to the past and yet
ceaselessly pull away from it.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Supposed to be a warm day for a change, today.
You definately know where I will be headed after I
get the page done. Yep, gonna do a nice little ride
on the motorcycle today. I'll probably ride for an
hour or two. Then find a nice cozy coffee shop somewhere
with good coffee. Got a book I've been reading
And I'm sure I can wrap myself around it for a good,
enjoyable afternoon. I'm looking forward to it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Man says to his wife
"I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?" His wife says,
"No....I might go deaf."
Man replies,"I've been cumming in your mouth for 20 years
and you're still f***ing talking!"
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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone,
so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist kissed the girl)
GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top)
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes)
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist had sex with the girl)
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult
community. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looks at her, and very quietly says, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman, sliding down the bench to be closer to him,
"So you're single...?"
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Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local
bar, when one said to the other:
"If I ask you a question, would you promise to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around
here find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the
second guy.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first
fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't
noticed that she can't say 'NO'!"
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You Know Something Is Wrong When...
1. There are so many signs of trouble... How does one keep track of them all?
2. Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Panama.
3. You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.
4. The little league puts you on waivers.
5. Your suggestion box starts ticking.
6. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line
2, and CBS is on line 3.
7. You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
8. You see the cruise captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
9. They pay your wages out of petty cash.
10. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and
have less than you've ever had.
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A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she
looks down and sees a really ugly frog.
Picking the frog up, she comments on the creatures rather hideous appearance...
Princess: My but you are really an ugly frog!
Frog: I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me.
Princess: Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none as ugly as you.
Frog: Look, I told you lady, it's a Really bad spell.
Princess: Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a Prince?
Frog: I don't know lady, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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