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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Up here the weather is staying at the freezing mark just long
enough for the off street parking restrictions to come off
tomorrow night. Once I can park back on the street again
the yard can thaw out because I won't have to drive on it.
The little bit of extra cold we have seen this winter has
been useful in that respect. It is unbelievable to see a complete
Spring thaw this far North this early in the year. Back during
my High School days it didn't thaw till the end of May and I
missed Baccalaureate services in June because of flooding
on our road.

I talked to Nancy last night late and she was pretty discouraged
with the problems we are having with the server on buffaloschips.
The movies have been loading slowly for about the past four days
at about the speed of dial-up. Nancy had spent the past twelve hours
trying everything in her bag of tricks to speed things up with only
marginal luck. We have eliminated everything except going to
Louisiana and beating the heck out of the server. We are both hoping
that the annual cleaning of the internet may be what is required
to speed things back up. In case you haven't heard about it,

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It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet
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where your users will be able to read it.
Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as
well.

OK so that was a big load of April Fool's buffalo chips but we are
going
to continue running at least the clean movies from buffaloschips
till things
get back to normal, because after all slow is better than nothing.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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(these are all Red)

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She took him back into the classroom and announced that Little
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Little Johnny stood up and said, "As I stood in the hall, I saw a
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Johnny goes into a house of ill repute and asks for a girl
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Humpty Dumpty stood on the street corner

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I chase all the girls when I'm spunky--

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I tend not to stray

On Tues- or Wednesday--

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Parting Chips
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Gun Control
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn

Vol 1557

Wine and Dine

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Tami: Just bring me a glass of wine and hurry. In fact, bring the
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Later..

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To be continued

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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I really enjoy a good Navy Story and it's been awhile since we had
one. This was sent by Abel M. Quinones to a Navy group I belong to.

A U.S. Naval history story provided by the Naval Order of the United
States.

On April 5th, 1943, the U.S. Navy's Destroyer Squadron 21 was
returning from a night of shelling Japanese shore installations deep
in the New Georgia area of the Solomon Islands. Our destroyer, the
USS O'Bannon, as part of this force, picked up a radar contact that
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moment, the rudder was swung hard to avoid a collision and we found
ourselves in a rather embarrassing situation as we sailed along side
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On board the sub, Japanese sailors, wearing dark shorts and dinky
blue hats, were sleeping out on deck. In what could be considered a
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side. Our ship however, was far too close to permit our guns
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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Katherine's, A Fine Place to Dine,,,or Die..

Rob: Why did you slap me Tami?

Tami: Mumble...

Waiter: Here Madam, a rose for you, imported from Tibet.

Rob: How special and how beautiful.

Tami: Thank you...it is lovely...Ahhh Choo! Ahhh Choo!
Ahhh Chooo! I must be allergic to this Rose...

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Tami: Sniff, sniff, yes it was. There was no way they could have
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A silver tray comes and unfolds a beautiful meal...for Rob Pheasant
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Tami: I did not order a grilled cheese sandwich.

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course.

Rob: How nice of them.

A short while later and Rob is done eating and his pager goes off.

Rob: I must leave...you go ahead and have desert and I will meet
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Tami: Okay. How bad can desert be?

The waiter clears off the table...the comes back...

Waiter: Desert ma'am?

Tami: I think a slice of pie would be nice.

Waiter: Apple, Cherry, Pumpkin, Chocolate, or Lemon?

Tami: Chocolate please.

Waiter: Dark or light?

Tami: ARRRGH!!!

To be continued

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The cat said to the rooster, "I'm not jumping that --
you KNOW cats hate getting wet!"
The rooster replied, "Don't be a chicken --
just back up and take a flying leap!"
The cat tried, and landed in the middle  of the stream.
The rooster smiled contentedly. "What's so bloody  funny?" asked the cat.
The rooster answered, "Well, NOTHING pleases a cock more'n seeing a wet pussy!!"
_______________
 
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewwww---what's wrong with
your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child, " he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." The bride was satisfied
with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom
took off is pants, his bride wrinkled up her nose. "What's wrong with
your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?"
she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected
my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me, " she said. "Let me guess.....Small Cox?"
____________
 
It was happy hour in the bar, and the air hung heavy in thick blue
folds as the regular bunch lit up some "happy weed."
Suddenly, a loud voice boomed from the entrance and demanded that
they open the door in the name of legality.
The smokers frantically gathered their still-smoking weeds and
stuffed them inside the cuckoo clock.
The police entered, searched diligently, found nothing and left.
The group breathed a sigh of relief, and made for the cuckoo clock
to retrieve their stash.
Just then, the clock's hands announced 6 pm. The little door popped open,
the bird poked his head out and said,
"Heyyyy duuuudes! What the fuck time is it?"
_____________
 
Little Johnny grabbed some cookies cooling on the kitchen counter
and his mother smacked his hand.
"OW! What did you do that for?" he said.
"Your hand was doing something it wasn't suppose to and it needed to be
punished. Now go see what your father is doing."
Little Johnny ran to the garage just as his father accidentally dropped
his hot glue gun on his hand. His father cursed in pain and batted the tool
away from his hand. Little Johnny ran back to his mother and said,
"Mom! Dad's smacking his tool in the garage. I think his tool needed
to be punished, too."
____________
 
Saturday had always been "cleaning day" in the old homestead,and
my mother still adhered to the ritual after all her childrenhad
left the nest.When I stopped by to visit her one Saturday, I was
surprised tofind her relaxing in a favorite chair."Aren't you feeling
well?" I asked."I feel fine.""But you're not cleaning.""After all these
years I've finally figured out how to get it donein half the time,"
Mom told me. "I simply take off my glasses."
___________
 
Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in
one of the firm's new secretaries.
"I just don't get it" said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs.
"That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor
he's getting off on."
______________
 
SYDES JOKES LIST
 
 
 
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Grim              
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Free Apology                      
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Homer's brain           
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Justice                     
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BUFFALO Bill
 
Panic Away -End Anxiety And Panic Attacks.
http://buffaloschips.com/panic
 
Grow Taller 4 Idiots Increase Your Heigth 2 to 3 inches
in six weeks.
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Eat Stop Eat- Very Popular Intermittent Fasting Program.
http://buffaloschips.com/stop
 
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 



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