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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, I'm baaaaaaaaaaacckkkk!!!
Being the anniversary as I had mentioned in earlier issues,
the war department and me went and took the weekend and just
did the "get away from it all" thing. So now that's out of the way
life gets back to normal at the home of the postman.
I have a little arrangement with the advertisers.
If I can find a hundred people to fill
out this survey, then they have agreed to underwrite
a portion of the expenses of the POSTMAN'S CORNER!
it will take you about a minute or so, and its a
great way to help out your favorite internet joke teller, me:)
We are conducting a study about the ice cream you eat.
This survey will take approximately 1 minute of your time.
If you qualify, you will receive a $50 Visa Gift Card on us.
Important: We expect an accurate answer.
Please answer the question as honestly as possible.
QUESTION:
WHich is your favorite ice cream? Baskin Robbins or Ben and Jerry's?
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and the war department also asked me to talk to you about this...
Are you still clipping coupons the old fashioned way?
how come? she says its much easier to simply print them out on your printer
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FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Amazon.com, the leading online bookseller, has announced the availability
of a new publication. This new book is predicted to become a number one best seller....
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the prostrate exam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies172.html
lays potato chips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies173.html
go away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies174.html
catch phrase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies175.html
Llamas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies176.html
THE COMICS
how she figger that?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w081.html
a little premature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w082.html
when things go wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w083.html
going down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w084.html
2 reasons to buy a mini van
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w085.html
ready and willing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w086.html
what the heck?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w087.html
bubble gum and beans
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w088.html
the possesive husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w089.html
reflections
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w090.html
THE JOKES
Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye.
She asked him what happened, and he replied,
"Ma'am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent's bed?
Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake,
I said yes and then he punched me in the face."
"Ok, Johnny", the teacher said, trying to help, "
the next time your dad asks you if you're still awake, don't answer,
just lay still and pretend to be asleep."
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye.
The teacher asked him why he didn't follow her advice.
Johnny explained, "Ma'am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake,
I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said 'I'm coming',
and Mom said 'I'm coming too', and I didn't want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted,
'Let me just put on my slippers, I'm coming too' and that's when I got punched in the face."
______________
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The
first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the
second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for
five bucks a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins
the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the
eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick
on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all
flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back
his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?"
The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and
make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by
after Mass, I'll marry them for you."
______________
A college coed finished her degree at a college in a small farming town in Oregon.
Her fiancé had another semester to go to finish his degree and then they planned to marry in the spring.
So the young woman decided to get a job until her fiancé finished school,
but the only job she could find in the town was on a farm doing manual labor.
Her duties consisted of grooming the fields and ridding the crops of adjacent weeds, in other words using a hoe.
Then came the end of the semester, and her fiancé graduated,
so they decided to get on with the nuptials.
They went to the courthouse and requested a marriage license.
The county clerk asked the usual questions like name, place of birth, occupation.
The groom to be answered everything and, of course, gave his occupation as student
as that was his most recent occupation.
The bride to be answered everything until the clerk asked her occupation.
She thought about it a moment and then answered: "I'm a hoer."
The clerk looked at her to be husband and then her with a
dumbfounded look on his face and then she spoke up:
"Well, it's honest work."
_________________
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife,
Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,
Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.
Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly
see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe. Darling...Joe"
Joesaid: "Hold your horses woman, and don't 'darling' me.
The deal was very clear"..."Until death do us part".
__________________
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "
Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated
38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns.
Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin.
Somma day you gonna runna da business.
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe
find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say
"Times up?"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Idea
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/032906.htm
Watch Out For That Tree
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/032907.htm
Close One
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/032908.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, I'm baaaaaaaaaaacckkkk!
Being the anniversary as I had mentioned in earlier issues,
the war department and me went and took the weekend and just
did the "get away from it all" thing. So now that's out of the way
life gets back to normal at the home of the postman.
I have a little arrangement with the advertisers.
If I can find a hundred people to fill
out this survey, then they have agreed to underwrite
a portion of the expenses of the POSTMAN'S CORNER!
it will take you about a minute or so, and its a
great way to help out your favorite internet joke teller, me:)
We are conducting a study about the ice cream you eat.
This survey will take approximately 1 minute of your time.
If you qualify, you will receive a $50 Visa Gift Card on us.
Important: We expect an accurate answer.
Please answer the question as honestly as possible.
QUESTION:
WHich is your favorite ice cream? Baskin Robbins or Ben and Jerry's?
http://www.tinyurl.
and the war department also asked me to talk to you about this...
Are you still clipping coupons the old fashioned way?
how come? she says its much easier to simply print them out on your printer
Join e-Givers.com, the Internet's top spot for Free Brand Name Coupons
and you'll be entered to win Free Groceries for a Year!
============
Chance to Win Free Groceries for a Year!
============
Why cut coupons when you can print them directly from your computer.
Click here to Sign up to save today!
http://www.tinyurl.
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Amazon.com, the leading online bookseller, has announced the availability
of a new publication. This new book is predicted to become a number one best seller....
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the prostrate exam
http://www.thepostm
lays potato chips
http://www.thepostm
go away
http://www.thepostm
catch phrase
http://www.thepostm
Llamas
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
how she figger that?
http://www.thepostm
a little premature
http://www.thepostm
when things go wrong
http://www.thepostm
going down
http://www.thepostm
2 reasons to buy a mini van
http://www.thepostm
ready and willing
http://www.thepostm
what the heck?
http://www.thepostm
bubble gum and beans
http://www.thepostm
the possesive husband
http://www.thepostm
reflections
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye.
She asked him what happened, and he replied,
"Ma'am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent's bed?
Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake,
I said yes and then he punched me in the face."
"Ok, Johnny", the teacher said, trying to help, "
the next time your dad asks you if you're still awake, don't answer,
just lay still and pretend to be asleep."
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye.
The teacher asked him why he didn't follow her advice.
Johnny explained, "Ma'am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake,
I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said 'I'm coming',
and Mom said 'I'm coming too', and I didn't want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted,
'Let me just put on my slippers, I'm coming too' and that's when I got punched in the face."
____________
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The
first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the
second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for
five bucks a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins
the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the
eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick
on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all
flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back
his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?"
The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and
make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by
after Mass, I'll marry them for you."
____________
A college coed finished her degree at a college in a small farming town in Oregon.
Her fiancé had another semester to go to finish his degree and then they planned to marry in the spring.
So the young woman decided to get a job until her fiancé finished school,
but the only job she could find in the town was on a farm doing manual labor.
Her duties consisted of grooming the fields and ridding the crops of adjacent weeds, in other words using a hoe.
Then came the end of the semester, and her fiancé graduated,
so they decided to get on with the nuptials.
They went to the courthouse and requested a marriage license.
The county clerk asked the usual questions like name, place of birth, occupation.
The groom to be answered everything and, of course, gave his occupation as student
as that was his most recent occupation.
The bride to be answered everything until the clerk asked her occupation.
She thought about it a moment and then answered: "I'm a hoer."
The clerk looked at her to be husband and then her with a
dumbfounded look on his face and then she spoke up:
"Well, it's honest work."
____________
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife,
Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,
Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.
Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly
see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe. Darling...Joe"
Joesaid: "Hold your horses woman, and don't 'darling' me.
The deal was very clear"..."Until death do us part".
____________
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "
Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated
38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns.
Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin.
Somma day you gonna runna da business.
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe
find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say
"Times up?"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Idea
http://www.buffalos
Watch Out For That Tree
http://www.buffalos
Close One
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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