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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Well haying season is a mess this year. Those who harvested
early lost 30 per cent of the normal harvest because of five weeks
of drought proceeding harvest time and those who waited till July
have been plagued with rain and colder weather. Even with
crimping and other forms of processing the hay does have to reach
a certain moisture level before baling or mold or overheating to the
point of fire may occur. With round bales overheating is less of
a problem as the hay is left out in the field after baling so it has
more
room for air to circulate but overheating makes the hay inedible or
even poisonous. The early round bales that normally have a bright
green color, this year are brown and that was before being exposed to
weather which normally darkens the outside of the bale.

Although you could just write it off as bad luck for the farmers, it
boils
down to bad luck for all of us. With more agricultural land being made
available for bio-fuel production and more of the corn and grain crops
being used to produce ethanol the price of milk has already taken a
drastic
jump in the past few months. When the hay crop is reduced or of
poorer
quality that also drives the prices up on beef and dairy production.
When
you hear of droughts in Michigan or floods in Oklahoma most people
think
that no one lives there anyhow so why worry but it pops up when we
go to
the grocery store. Don't think that a meat-free diet is going to
protect you
either, vegetarians are getting the same price crunch from our weird
weather patterns. I don't mind seeing produce from South America, I
have
been eating it for years and have had more concern about veggies from
California than Argentina, but frankly if it says China on it I would
rather
do without. Even with the execution of their equivalent of the head
of the
FDA and thousands of rejections of export items this year they are
only
skimming the surface of the problem.

Well that's my crop report and rant for the morning, hope you are
enjoying
the weekend.... buffalo

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Oliver's Law:
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1028

New Games for Wet Times

Rudy: Okay girls here are your t-shirts.

BJ: What are you doing Rudy?

Rudy blushing..: Awh, we are going to have a
wet t-shirt contest pops. With all the rain we are
looking for something to do.

Ginger: What does Katie has written on the front
of her shirt mom?

Sandi: Front.

Ginger: Giggle giggle.

Katie: Hush, some of us are just slender.

Rudy: Hey, it is okay Katie.

Sandi: Yeah sis, it is fine. You have always been as
slim as chop sticks.

Katie: Thanks sis.

Rudy: Yeah, Sandi and I are always having to watch our
diet and you Katie, can eat anything and never put on an
ounce, how do you do it?

Katie: Oh just run 20 miles a day.

Sandi: Gasp! I can't ride in a car 20 miles.

Rudy: I can't climb 20 steps in a day.

BJ: See guys, everyone has their own thing they do.
Katie runs, Rudy defends, Sandi..... err ah sleeps.

The herd in Guthrie

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