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Here in Michigan, the weather is unseasonably cool for being a couple days before the fourth.
The city fireworks show for the fourth was saved through private donations when the city
couldn't find funding for it, and we are all looking forward to a day off in the middle of
the week. The Michigan state legislature took its summer vacation without balancing the state
deficit. Michigan suffers a declining economy after scores of factories fled this area in
the last couple years. It has left lawmakers scrambling to come up with millions of budget dollar shortfalls.
Whilt the state budget suffers, lawmakers don't want
to give up their summer fun to solve the crisis. The GOP controlled state legislature
voted down Democratic governor Granholm's proposal to raise taxes in an effort to balance
the budget, while the legislature proposed cutting state workers' salaries instead. The
governor said that would be ok if it included lawmakers' salaries also. The legislature
recessed for summer break without approving the governor's idea.
I kinda have a new respect for our state governor:)
My daddy always said, "Son, it don't matter who is in charge, the democrats or
republicans and you know why? I'm still in debt no matter what, I still owe my taxes,
and I still gotta put my boots on and go to work in the morning."
Ya know, some things never change, and my daddy was a smart man.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
why kids need cell phones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies050.html
Rosie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies051.html
have you noticed-powerpoint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies052.html
BJ-XXX(rhis clip is adult content)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies053.html
THE COMICS
at the bus stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t001.html
Mr. Wilson says...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t002.html
Family circle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t003.html
an interesting book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t004.html
a cheap way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t005.html
warning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html
male jealousy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t007.html
just relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html
THE JOKES
A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?" inquires the receptionist.
"Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
____________
Q: What is the similarity between a rattlesnake and a
limp penis?
A: You don't screw with either one.
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Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.
It was their favorite moment of the week.
Then one of the lawyers was transferred
to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him.
A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three
talking about their golf round in the break room. Curious, she spoke up, "You know,
I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good.
Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant.
Not one of them wanted to say
'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay,
but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30 am.
He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly
be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.
She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an
eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round.
The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and
happily invited her back the next week.
She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning.
Only this time, she played left-handed.
The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat
them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand. By now the guys were
totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them
left-handed. They couldn't figure her out.
She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up,
but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she was 15 minutes late!
This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life
to beat her. As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty
gamesmanship on her part. Finally she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing since she narrowly
beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play,
it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability.
They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up.
Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank,
"How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf,
I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth.
Then when I met my husband in college and got married,
I discovered he always sleeps in the nude.
From then on I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice,
I would pull the covers off him. If his "you-know-what" was pointing to the right,
I golfed right-handed and if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back,
"But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
_________________
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Two business men in NY are sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store ..
as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few
shelves are set up. One says to the other,
"I bet any minute now some tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the
window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious fellow
walks to the window, has a peek, and in
a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin'
here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're
selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the southern
fellow says, "Well, I see y'all're
doing really good, you only got two left !"
_________________
Mexican from El Paso found himself in
Lubbock and decided to approach
a prostitute down on 17th & Row
He asked her, "How much do you charge
for the hour?"
"$100", she replied.
"Do you do Messican style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was,
she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll
pay you $300 to do it
Messican style."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down
a final offer, "I'll give you $500 to go
Messican style with me! "What do
you say?"
Finally she agrees, thinking; "Well I've
been in the game for over ten years now.
I've been there and done that, and had
every kind of request from weirdo's from
all over the world. How kinky could
Messican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way
and position, she turned to him and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was
expecting something perverted and disgusting?"
"Where does the 'Messican style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer
and replied, "I pay you next
Wednesday when I get my check"
BUFFALO'S
movies
Frost bites
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112464.htm
cat feeding puppies
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112465.htm
chewing gum
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112466.htm
HAVE A NICE DAY!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
I have worked very hard and it finally happened!
At my request, the publishers are offering FREE SNICKERS BARS!
Be sure to sign up for yours while supplies last!
They are free, and I will get credit which I can use to keep
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER free to all who ask for it!
FREE SNICKERS BARS!
choose a snickers and get
a box of 24 bars FREE
your choice...
1.crispy cruncy snickers cruncher
2.original snickers king size
3.snickers almond
http://www.tinyurl.
I also need your help on this...
the publishers would like to know...
Do you support the war in Iraq?
If one or two of you kind hearted folks would like to respond on
this, I would greatly appreciate it...
Do you support the war in Iraq?
Take our Nationwide Political Survey today!
Share your opinion and participate in our offers to receive a FREE* $500 Gift Card or laptop computer!
*Your choice will not be associated with your name and only anonymously used for polling results.
NationalIssuePanel Gift Program is not endorsed, sponsored by or affiliated with any organization
for or against the war; we do not advocate or endorse any stance.
http://www.tinyurl.
Here in Michigan, the weather is unseasonably cool for being a couple days before the fourth.
The city fireworks show for the fourth was saved through private donations when the city
couldn't find funding for it, and we are all looking forward to a day off in the middle of
the week. The Michigan state legislature took its summer vacation without balancing the state
deficit. Michigan suffers a declining economy after scores of factories fled this area in
the last couple years. It has left lawmakers scrambling to come up with millions of budget dollar shortfalls.
Whilt the state budget suffers, lawmakers don't want
to give up their summer fun to solve the crisis. The GOP controlled state legislature
voted down Democratic governor Granholm's proposal to raise taxes in an effort to balance
the budget, while the legislature proposed cutting state workers' salaries instead. The
governor said that would be ok if it included lawmakers' salaries also. The legislature
recessed for summer break without approving the governor's idea.
I kinda have a new respect for our state governor:)
My daddy always said, "Son, it don't matter who is in charge, the democrats or
republicans and you know why? I'm still in debt no matter what, I still owe my taxes,
and I still gotta put my boots on and go to work in the morning."
Ya know, some things never change, and my daddy was a smart man.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
why kids need cell phones
http://www.thepostm
Rosie
http://www.thepostm
have you noticed-powerpoint
http://www.thepostm
BJ-XXX(rhis clip is adult content)
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
at the bus stop
http://www.thepostm
Mr. Wilson says...
http://www.thepostm
Family circle
http://www.thepostm
an interesting book
http://www.thepostm
a cheap way
http://www.thepostm
warning
http://www.thepostm
male jealousy
http://www.thepostm
just relax
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?
"Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
____________
Q: What is the similarity between a rattlesnake and a
limp penis?
A: You don't screw with either one.
____________
SUBSCRIBE TO:
BROWNSUGAR'S BODACIOUS BUDS
IT'S FREE!
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Join us and join in!
Send a blank email to:
BrownSugars_
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.
It was their favorite moment of the week.
Then one of the lawyers was transferred
to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him.
A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three
talking about their golf round in the break room. Curious, she spoke up, "You know,
I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good.
Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant.
Not one of them wanted to say
'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay,
but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30 am.
He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly
be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.
She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an
eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round.
The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and
happily invited her back the next week.
She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning.
Only this time, she played left-handed.
The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat
them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand. By now the guys were
totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them
left-handed. They couldn't figure her out.
She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up,
but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she was 15 minutes late!
This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life
to beat her. As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty
gamesmanship on her part. Finally she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing since she narrowly
beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play,
it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability.
They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up.
Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank,
"How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf,
I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth.
Then when I met my husband in college and got married,
I discovered he always sleeps in the nude.
From then on I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice,
I would pull the covers off him. If his "you-know-what" was pointing to the right,
I golfed right-handed and if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back,
"But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
____________
Which tickles your taste buds: Whopper® or Big Mac®?
Take our Nationwide Hamburger Survey today!
Share your opinion and participate in our offers to receive a FREE* $500 Gift Card!
http://www.tinyurl.
Two business men in NY are sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store ..
as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few
shelves are set up. One says to the other,
"I bet any minute now some tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the
window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious fellow
walks to the window, has a peek, and in
a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin'
here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're
selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the southern
fellow says, "Well, I see y'all're
doing really good, you only got two left !"
____________
Mexican from El Paso found himself in
Lubbock and decided to approach
a prostitute down on 17th & Row
He asked her, "How much do you charge
for the hour?"
"$100", she replied.
"Do you do Messican style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was,
she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll
pay you $300 to do it
Messican style."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down
a final offer, "I'll give you $500 to go
Messican style with me! "What do
you say?"
Finally she agrees, thinking; "Well I've
been in the game for over ten years now.
I've been there and done that, and had
every kind of request from weirdo's from
all over the world. How kinky could
Messican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way
and position, she turned to him and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was
expecting something perverted and disgusting?"
"Where does the 'Messican style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer
and replied, "I pay you next
Wednesday when I get my check"
BUFFALO'S
movies
Frost bites
http://www.buffalos
cat feeding puppies
http://www.buffalos
chewing gum
http://www.buffalos
HAVE A NICE DAY!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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